Duck and Cover

"The man I worked for had one of the biggest companies in the city, he didn't own his own company. A mod did, so they owned him. Nobody owns me though" Megatron

"The most important thing in business is honesty" Megatron

"Bribery, extortion," Urizen

"Integrity, hard work" Megatron

"Murder, racketeering" Urizen

"Family, never forgetting where we came from" Megatron

"Who is this guy?" Urizen

"You are what you are in this world, one or two things. you either somebody...or you ain't no body" Megatron

"WHO HOUSE IS THAT ?" "Dat is your house momma" Megatron

"what you got on the furnace? I want to be you." Nicolai

"My investigation indicates that Megatron, is above the mods." urizen

"Who does he work for? What mod?" Darkunderlord

"Hes not a mod...hes a Dacker" Urizen

"NO DACKER HAS ACCOMPLISHED WHAT THE MODS HAVE ACCOMPLISHED IN 100 YEARS!" darkunderlord

"THEY TRIED TO BANNN MY ACCOUNT!" megatron

"Megatron, is the most dangerous man walking our streets in the city" Urizen

"This is my home, my country, Megatron don't run from nobody. This is DuckandCover." Megatron



Comming Soon

"I love the smell of poop in the morning" -Apocalypse DAK

this stuff is wonderful, keep it coming.

...nobody said the "N" word?

Awesome, a DAC crime epic. I'll suck your dick for a cameo.

Megatron is Denzel? Hawt.

Wonderful. I give it out of .

anxiously waiting

Cazsim83: I'm a graduate of Civil Engineering from the University of Milan.
Cleck Baffulaos: Ah, an educated Jew... like Karl Marx himself. Unterscharfuehrer!
Thor Kaufman: Jawohl?
Cleck Baffulaos: Shoot him.
Cazsim83: Herr Kommandant! I'm only trying to do my job!
Cleck Baffulaos: Ja, I'm doing mine.