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does anyone else write anything
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:15 am
by johnnygothisgun
short stories or anything?
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:58 am
by edhead
Yeah I used to write poetry and short stories when I was in school. But everything's in Lithuanian, so you won't understand my ubercreative genius even if I post them here.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:38 am
by Caleb
used to...meanin to get back into it.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:22 am
by VasikkA
I once wrote a verse on paper with my own blood, just so I didn't accidentally cut myself in vain.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:24 am
by Wolfman Walt
I occasionally write erotic slash fanfiction about various members of Duck and Cover. Hammer x Kashluk is my highest rated story.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:35 am
by Splatterpope
I wrote a few novels, back in the day when I was using the "Family computer". My mother send the computer off to get formatted when I was away camping.
I never recovered.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:32 pm
by Stainless
Wolfman Walt wrote:Hammer x Kashluk is my highest rated story.
Pics or it never happened.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:47 pm
by Blargh
I write for both amusement and filthy, filthy lucre.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:15 pm
by Subhuman
Caleb wrote:used to...meanin to get back into it.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:19 pm
by Fa11lloutfan_15
I'm writing an epic tragedy for the school revue, I will win the Nobel Prize.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:12 pm
by SuperH
I write experimental transgressive beat poetryyy i will post some when i have access and i'm not at work :salute:ing
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:39 pm
by johnnygothisgun
neato, lets have a material exchange and critique each other in the drawing room after dinner
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:15 pm
by POOPERSCOOPER
I write a few stories that have all been posted on DAC. Try the Fallout Sitcoms in the fan fiction section. I even wrote one about megatron being batman which was very well received by the critics in the industry.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:18 pm
by Megatron
i dont like writing. i kept crying when i wrote this post in fact, it makes my brain bleed.
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:15 am
by SuperH
Ultra-cocks thundering into vomit lined blood holes, cuts in the arm,
semen soaked track-marks, eggs vying for dominance in transplanted womb cells, arterial fallopian
pregnancies become wall plaque clot; black stained cardiac arrest as the heart quivers but the blood WON’T MOVE SEMEN SOAKED LUNGS ARTERIAL WALLS HOLES DRILLED AS CAPILLARY ACTION SHOVES THE LITTLE DEVILS INTO SURROUNDING TISSUE and white cell count
increases at the wound site; blood flood is stopped and turns black black black black black black
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I can visualize god:
Ability given through divine
intercourse.
A swelling burst of endorphins before synapses
-burn- -out-
Procreation makes a down-syndrome Jesus;
Evolutionarily mismatched
chromosomes cause a mule to be born.
Omnipotent and all loving, his
presence (prescience) becomes a
detriment to our race, a wasteland of machinery and dog-dumb
masturbators.
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Carefree pleasantry
Effaced by deletion and re-organization.
And overreaction
And superstition
A slow return to catharsis
Characterized by lust
In itself a slow return
To learned obsession
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:33 am
by Dreadnought
Shit
Stinking and drying in the sun,
a dog shat it where it's now.
People walk by and avoid it.
They look at it.
They walk by.
Sooner or later one will come,
and so he does.
He steps into it.
What a beautiful gift.
His shoe is brown now.
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:29 am
by S4ur0n27
Subhuman wrote:Caleb wrote:used to...meanin to get back into it.
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:30 am
by S4ur0n27
S4ur0n27 wrote:Subhuman wrote:Caleb wrote:used to...meanin to get back into it.
i quoted subhuman
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:30 am
by S4ur0n27
S4ur0n27 wrote:S4ur0n27 wrote:Subhuman wrote:
i quoted subhuman
and myself
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:20 am
by Subhuman
Fucking hell, I thought you'd stay away this time.