Turkey Day

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:00 pm

So how do you folks normally consume the cooked carcass of Meleagridinae gallopavo? I've has deep fried (peanut oil) and it's not really greasy (not very greasy at all in fact) but the flavor was awesome.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:06 am

We use an oven like most families. Do you live in the south where they deep fry everything including their faces?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:17 am

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:01 am

I like that it is called Turkey Day instead of "Thanksgiving".

What a fucking sarcastic holiday.

"Thanks for so graciously handing over all this land!"

"Thanks again!"

"Now let's get drunk and stuff ourselves with enough food to feed a Third World family for two months."

"Haw Haw Haw!"

I hope there's a big terrorism thingie on the 22nd.

Super fun if they Anthrax the turkey. Or just pretend to.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:05 am

Canadian Thanksgiving is better than American. There's less pressure, less family tension. There's still two months to go before Christmas, when all the hardcore stuff happens. It's pretty laid-back as far as holidays go.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:54 am

i think its silly to try and guess whether one national thanksgiving is more laid back than another? it depends on who you celebrate it with

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:04 am

Severely retarded wimp wrote:better

Fuck Thanksgiving.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:04 am

Subhuman wrote:Canadian Thanksgiving is better than American. There's less pressure, less family tension. There's still two months to go before Christmas, when all the hardcore stuff happens. It's pretty laid-back as far as holidays go.

I like your angle.

But Canada has less "Imperial Guilt" than US.

Less emotional/intellectual load.

Nunavut

Fuckin' noble-ass Canucks.

Nameless_One · Post by **Nameless_One** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:33 am

As a Turkish member I`ll just shut up and log off after reading all this bullshit....'Thanksgiving' for our good blowjob

Over.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:56 am

I think I'll have a kebab then.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:17 pm

Omg, I'd kill for a shawarma dÃ¼rÃ¼m right now, with garlic dressing.

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:33 pm

#2 on my list of stupid days to watch the family wish they weren't related.

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:13 pm

Subhuman wrote:Canadian Thanksgiving is better than American. There's less pressure, less family tension. There's still two months to go before Christmas, when all the hardcore stuff happens. It's pretty laid-back as far as holidays go.

Our's isn't?

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:13 pm

Tingly - no idea what that thing is, but I like garlic anyhoo

Daryl - I don't feel any pressure. Maybe because I don't hardly cook anything, but still. Plus, the fam getting together is pretty awesome at least in my family. Fun times, fun times. And no alcohol involved either...........

With no malice intended, could it be because of your 'orientation' that there's tension in your family during those times?

Redeye - I have no imperial guilt at all. Fucking Indians needed to get with the times or get their asses kicked. Besides, I live 10 minutes from the Yavapai reservation (Megatron stalker watch uhoh) and the damn casinos they have keep them in new cars every year, so fuck 'em. Without the "white man's imperialism" their asses would still be pillagin' and rapin' each other.

God Bless America! Let freedom ring! (or the slot machines, whichever you prefer)

Besides, what other country do you know of that gives a conquered people their own governing body? Hell, the Australians gave the Aborigines (spelling?) the shittiest land on the continent. Indians should be lucky we didn't just make them assimilate or GTFO

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:21 pm

Heh, there's an indian graveyard across from a hardware store where I live.

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:18 am

uh...we did give the indians the shittiest land out there and try to force them to conform dude...

and thanksgiving for my family - guilt, stupidity, no alcohol, and definitely not a fun time.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:59 am

Guilt nothing, they introduced us to Tobacco.

Thanks, and addictive cancer causing weed that doesn't even get me high.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:46 am

At least my family gets drunk on T-day.

Jug of wine, some beers.

Not like we used to.

Now the 2nd jug doesn't even get opened.

Might be different this year.

Going to be hanging out with the family of my brothers girlfriend.

Trailer folks!

Yay!

They're all stoners!

Wooo!

It'll be really awkward because I have no interest in sitting around getting stoned/talking to them.

I come here to be a dullard, and that's enough.

I don't want to be trapped in my brothers/gfs apartment as they "serruptitiously" retire to the back room (over and over) for a few minutes and cough a lot.

Oh god how I dread this.

I think I'll have plenty of wine.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:01 am

I've got a special comic coming for Turkey Day titled "Evolution of Fallout Armor". You guys should get a kick out of it. Be excited! Be very excited!

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:16 pm

Happy Thanksgiving!