Duck and Cover

I don't usually go for sports at all, but I've found the tennis rather compelling this Aus open.

Tennis. Marquee script gone awry.

I've played tennis for like 10 years. It's pretty :bueno:

Dammit, the Cyprian went down.

I rather watch grass growing or paint drying.

Dreadnought wrote:I rather watch grass growing or paint drying.

Care to elaborate? Grass is a rather vague term, to which kind of grass are you referring? For instance, bamboo is considered grass, and certain species can sometimes grow over a meter in an hour. And what kind of paint? Watching certain watermedia such as watercolour dry wouldn't necessarily take very long, depending on the painting technique (ex. drybrush). I would like to know the colour also. All in all I found your remark very uninformative, so I wouldn't mind if you expanded on it a little.

And tennis fucking sucks btw

Lawn.

Acrylic paint.

White.

Yes.

cheers

Splatterpope wrote:I don't usually go for sports at all, but I've found the tennis rather compelling this Aus open.

Watching Federer usually shames me into hiding my racket for a few months.

I usually think 6 moves ahead when playing Tennis

I thought 7 was the industry standard?

I don't know, I try to rely on prewar tech so I won't get affected by EMP when the bombs drop, old school style nigga comprende?

Think of a number between 1 and 10, imagine it in your head... lulz

i see your point. two steps back, one step forward, stick and move and a lil rope-a-dope, keep your enemies thinking you're only one level below instead of two, and finally strike like a machine gun of tennis rackets. and you use numbers for RNG, multi-dimensional thinkin with no need for modern machinery. brilliant.