recommend some seagull movies
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:21 am
j/k the best movies with Steven Seagal of course
Pooper?
Pooper?
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recommend some seagull movies
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:42 am
Why, Under Siege of course. :eleniak:
Re: recommend some seagull movies
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:50 am
Thor Kaufman wrote:Pooper?
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:03 pm
any movie where he's a cook
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:19 pm
Steven Seagal is a lazy asshole
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:24 pm
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:25 pm
Me like the one with Screwface mon. Him be one badaass Jya-may-can.
Marked for Death.
The one where he pretends to be Italian is so bad it's good.
Above the Law?
"Eyyy, I got a freakin NY accent ovah heah, I'm like a fuggin actah oar some shit"
Anybody seen Richie? whack whack whack. Silly.
One of my roomates rented GlimmerMan once.
There this one scene where Keenan Ivory Wayans turns to him and says
"What's your story Jack, you're all smoke and mirrors".
It's sad to see such a funny dude sell out as SS's sassy black sidekick and become that which he spent his time in comedy ridiculing.
Plus it's got Gary Busey.
Marked for Death.
The one where he pretends to be Italian is so bad it's good.
Above the Law?
"Eyyy, I got a freakin NY accent ovah heah, I'm like a fuggin actah oar some shit"
Anybody seen Richie? whack whack whack. Silly.
One of my roomates rented GlimmerMan once.
There this one scene where Keenan Ivory Wayans turns to him and says
"What's your story Jack, you're all smoke and mirrors".
It's sad to see such a funny dude sell out as SS's sassy black sidekick and become that which he spent his time in comedy ridiculing.
These scene with the cake is worth the price of admission alone.VasikkA wrote:Why, Under Siege of course. :eleniak:
Plus it's got Gary Busey.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:06 pm
The "girl" on the left looks like Seagal 
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:21 pm
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:31 pm
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:46 pm
Above the law is pretty good. Alot of his earlier movies are pretty good and are worth watching, even undersiege 2 wasn't half bad. Executive Decision was alright but he mainly only played a cameo part but he was pretty heroic. I've pretty much only see his movies up to Fire Down Below and I think the only one I saw that was made after that was exit wounds. Most of his movies are straight to video now and are probably pretty funny stuff.
They aren't poetry but they are close.
They aren't poetry but they are close.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:26 am
Steven Seagal is an atrocity upon film. 
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:23 pm
He's inflatable!Blargh wrote:Steven Seagal is an atrocity upon film.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:10 pm
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:53 am
there are no good seagal films, he's a shitty actor
and hes crap as a martial artist
and hes crap as a martial artist
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:59 am
Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:28 am
one day i hope a 3 ft tall 400lb fat midget in a wheel chair kicks his ass on live TV so fucking bad he has to go to the fucking emergency
room in a major hospital to save his life.
room in a major hospital to save his life.