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Fucking dire. Why can no-one produce good horror movies nowadays? They all start on a decent premises and the more they develop the storyline, the further down the shitter it sinks.

Jessica Alba is a blind violinist who gets an eyes transplant. With her new eyes, she starts seeing these visions and figures everywhere and wants to find out wtf is going on and whose eyes she inherited.

So far so good. Could have been a decent "horror" flick, but check this:
*Spoiler*
She tracks down her donor somewhere in Mexico and learns that the donor had the ability to see spirits and shit and foresee disasters. All the visions that she had been seeing were because there was going to be some stupid big ass accident somewhere and all the visions that she's been getting have been a warning so that she could go and save people from that accident.

tl;dr version:
Dead girl showing live girl stupid shit so that the latter can go and save lives.

And this was meant to be a horror movie?
Don't bother wasting your money.

What about nudes? Does the film involve skullfucking at least?

That sounds like a pretty bad horror movie, sounds more liek a superhero type of film.

Also I saw Jessica Alba on david letterman and she said she has a body double do any revealing scenes like the outline of her naked body through the shower doors cause she doesn't feel comfortable around the camera crew. David lettermen said he got past that after the 2nd week and i totally Loled.

With abit of a twisting of the plot, it could have been a romantic comedy in the same vein of Ghost.

Jessica Alba is so hot, but she's just as dumb as a fucking stump. She's so alluring, tight body, that knock-out smile.

Then she opens her mouth it kills it.


Oh how about a horror movie that not based on some Nippo-Korean hit. If was the that fucking great to begin with, couldn't we just watch that? Hollywood has to dumb it down and spruce it up so they can get their kickback from the greater moutherbreather demographic I guess.

Cimmerian Nights wrote:Oh how about a horror movie that not based on some Nippo-Korean hit.

Cloverfield. Even though it has Godzilla influences. Hell, at least it's not a direct remake of Godzilla like all those ghost-girlie-movies. Something refreshing at last.

Frater Perdurabo wrote:Fucking dire. Why can no-one produce good horror movies nowadays? They all start on a decent premises and the more they develop the storyline, the further down the shitter it sinks.

Jessica Alba is a blind violinist who gets an eyes transplant. With her new eyes, she starts seeing these visions and figures everywhere and wants to find out wtf is going on and whose eyes she inherited.

So far so good. Could have been a decent "horror" flick, but check this:
*Spoiler*
She tracks down her donor somewhere in Mexico and learns that the donor had the ability to see spirits and shit and foresee disasters. All the visions that she had been seeing were because there was going to be some stupid big ass accident somewhere and all the visions that she's been getting have been a warning so that she could go and save people from that accident.

tl;dr version:
Dead girl showing live girl stupid shit so that the latter can go and save lives.

And this was meant to be a horror movie?
Don't bother wasting your money.

oh that's so cool! I saw that movie too - it was called "The 6th Sense"...oh wait.

Jessica Alba is plastic in visage and comportment both. Two fold hideousness.

Am glad she has taken to the most popular of shovels with enthusiasm.

Thor Kaufman wrote:What about nudes? Does the film involve skullfucking at least?

That's what I thought I was going to be in for, but can you believe it? Absolutely none.

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:That sounds like a pretty bad horror movie, sounds more liek a superhero type of film.

Also I saw Jessica Alba on david letterman and she said she has a body double do any revealing scenes like the outline of her naked body through the shower doors cause she doesn't feel comfortable around the camera crew. David lettermen said he got past that after the 2nd week and i totally Loled.

That's pretty fucking silly. She must feel like such a little princess during all that shooting.

Anyway, I don't know what all the craze about her is. Sure, she's pretty damn hot, but I could think of dozens of hotter actresses than her. Maybe she's just not my type.