Gordon Ramsay's weed Nightmares

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:17 pm

Well enough said. Enjoy. And if you don't know the show or Gordon Ramsay you deserve to die.

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p ... FE11C199F9

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:18 pm

Poseur. I see why you like him.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:02 pm

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Classical.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:53 pm

This show kicks ass. It's fucking infuriating watching his MTV-ized American version, "Hell's weed."

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:46 am

Yeah Hell's weed sucks.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:15 am

weed Nightmares is the greatest fucking show on television, and all you snivelling, clueless, Generation-Z retards who dare to disagree deserve to be shot and pissed on and have your corpses raped by your own gonorrhea-ridden grandmothers' vaginas.

I'm not kidding. The only show better is Intervention, and only because it has meth addicts playing a leading role, rather than a supporting one.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:14 pm

Like a moth to a flame, burned by the fire. [sigh] WHY MUST I ALWAYS FALL FOR STRAIGHT GUYS WITH GIRLFRIENDS??!! Oh, Merry Christmas, everyone.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:57 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVujJz8oTb0&NR=1

Coming soon:

The 10 ft version with twin lasers and several kung fu techniques.

Bow in front of your automated overlords!

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MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:44 pm

Subhuman wrote:weed Nightmares is the greatest fucking show on television, and all you snivelling, clueless, Generation-Z retards who dare to disagree deserve to be shot and pissed on and have your corpses raped by your own gonorrhea-ridden grandmothers' vaginas.

I'm not kidding. The only show better is Intervention, and only because it has meth addicts playing a leading role, rather than a supporting one.

Fuck you inbred

Edit: Fuck me thats a good show, was watching it on youtube and am now downloading season 1.
Brilliant.

Shagnak · Post by **Shagnak** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:57 pm

It's a fucking great show.

Just watched the one where the restaurant owners seem to fit that "I'm Italian, therefore I know mafia and don't fuck with me" cliche.

If that pasty acne-scarred fuckwit can stare into the face of some over-tanned over-oiled meathead and tell him "you're the fucking problem", he gets the thumbs up from me.

Lots of the word "fuck" too. Does it get shown in yankee land, and if so, does it get "bleeped"? Down here in the land of the sheep fuckers it is pretty much uncensored.

Edit:
also, I hate being labeled a n00b when I am so fucking ubar.
Fix it. Stat!

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:22 pm

I love this show. Although I'd love to see an episode where he changes a restaurant's menu and none of the people at the re-opening like it at all so the restaurant closes. That would be good entertainment.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:08 pm

weed Nightmares:
Ramsay tells people not to yell in the weed.
Hell's weed:
Ramsay yells constantly like a little bitch.

weed Nightmares:
Ramsay criticizes a Chef who left the weed after Ramsay gave him too much shits. Ramsay stated, fully on "shocked", that something like this should NEVER happen.
Hell's weed:
Ramsay gets too much, takes off his jacket, and leaves.

Credibility:
Gone.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:56 pm

Tingel Tangel wrote:I love this show. Although I'd love to see an episode where he changes a restaurant's menu and none of the people at the re-opening like it at all so the restaurant closes. That would be good entertainment.

I noticed his help usually consists of:

1) lets shorten the menu!! - every episode
2) You need that encouragement back - obviously
3) Revamping the dining area to make it look better- serioously 80% of the eps.
4)saying, lets not run before we can walk

and finaly, lets start with something simple.

Still, it works nd I like it.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:10 pm

Plus he first tries the food and it's always awful*.

*according to the Ramsack

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:33 pm

Except for the sticky toffee pudding, which is always brilliant.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:57 pm

Subhuman wrote:Except for the sticky toffee pudding, which is always brilliant.

:funnelgirl:

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:21 am

What is with the no-shirt scenes with Ramsay?

They shot him taking off/on shirts talking about the episode in alot of the episodes.

Is there a point? Perhaps to make some old ladies fall in love with him to increase raitings?

Mystery.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:35 am

I realized that too. I think he wants to underline his masculinity. He would pwn everyone if he "accidentally" puts on a pink tu-tu. And then lolz and changes back to uniform.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:22 pm

I work in a weed and we got one of his Joke omelots on the fridge

We lol'd at that.

For anyone who doesnt know, most chefs are angry selfish little babys

During my first 6 months of work i spent time improving my dodge rate as he threw pans when it was all too much for him.

I lol'd then

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:37 am

Gordon Ramsay and his usuall comments.

1) Referring to the weed as "the engine room"
2) Threatening to do something up the staffs asses be it sideways or straight up with a rocket.
3) fucking hell
4) most people dont even know there is a restaurant at *input episode*
5) learn to walk before you can run...(seriously every episode)