Duck and Cover

Heads up; You can download Red Alert the best way to download Red Alert, for free. Albeit today only, unlike how I'm guessing most people get it round here - any time.

http://www.ea.com/redalert/news-detail.jsp?id=62

Then again, judging from the news section, everyone already reads Kotaku and already knew that.

So yes. Red Alert. Enjoy.

*Original Owner*

I don't pirate everything, just the shit I don't know if it'll be worth it.

They'd have to pay me to watch those godawful cutscenes again.

I dont know how you could possibly fuck number 3 up quite as badly as they have. It looks like a bunch of cute fluffy chewy toys decided to go to war. And they brought some bears long for the ride.

Well Ra2 wasn't much less "cartoony" You had giant squids incredible hulk clones etc... Etc...

lol the third one looks so awesome

and the music was great in ra games

She has nice legs for a heiffer. :McDonalds:

Okay... One of the things why gaming never becomes truly "an adults' hobby" are these half-naked bimbos promoting shit. Let's look at it this way: is that supposed to be some parade uniform or real combat outfit? No way it works under fire and for Christ's sake it's butt-fucking-ugly to have anything to do with parades. The only reason we got her with that Dragunov-wannabe, posing there, showing off her rock hard plastic nipples, is that it attracts the 15-year old nerd crowd. Bye bye, respect and solid status! You were so close, but ah, yet so far.

I agree. They should have shown more Billy D. Williams or George Takai.

Colt 45, the official drink of the imperial leagion.

Kashluk wrote:Okay... One of the things why gaming never becomes truly "an adults' hobby" are these half-naked bimbos promoting shit. Let's look at it this way: is that supposed to be some parade uniform or real combat outfit? No way it works under fire and for Christ's sake it's butt-fucking-ugly to have anything to do with parades. The only reason we got her with that Dragunov-wannabe, posing there, showing off her rock hard plastic nipples, is that it attracts the 15-year old nerd crowd. Bye bye, respect and solid status! You were so close, but ah, yet so far.

But it kind of fit in the actual context? I wouldn't forgive this kind of shitty advertising for a game that's supposed to be serious, but isn't Red Alert all about stuff that doesn't make sense?

Einstein traveling back in time to shoot Hitler is serious bussiness.

Of course.

Kashluk wrote:Okay... One of the things why gaming never becomes truly "an adults' hobby" are these half-naked bimbos promoting shit.

Half nekkid binbos promote cars, and no one evar say those aren't for adults. Wtf is wrong with half naked lasses anyweh? The amount of lightly clad (and good looking) women is directly proportional to any civilizations success.

butt-fucking

They should have atleast made the uniform a leather bra I mean this is... Pffffpt to conservative. Also their going to have a schoolgirl for the Japanese faction!

Mismatch wrote: The amount of lightly clad (and good looking) women is directly proportional to any civilizations success.

So that's why the Middle East is fucked up. It all makes sense now.

Wolfman Walt wrote:Einstein traveling back in time to shoot Hitler is serious bussiness.

Wait, didn't stalin travel back in time ? Einstein was the other guy in the lab wasn't he? Though you never saw his face, only that he wore glasses, so it could have been einstein.

I only had the soviet disk which i borrowed from a friend so if anyone know the whole story correct me plox.