Why????

Post by **King of Creation** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:55 am

WoW Whore has 36 Accounts, Raids by Himself

In what is perhaps the most shining example of obsession and geekiness I have ever seen, a fella by the name of Bradster has 36 World of WarCraft accounts that he plays on 11 computers simultaneously. He mainly seems to be doing it because he doesnâ€™t like to rely on so many other people to get a raid going, which includes attacking the Alliance capital cities, and on that front I can totally see where heâ€™s coming from.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:12 am

Costs less than plane ticket. For a time.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:38 am

Christ that's pathetic.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:16 am

Doesn't really get more pathetic than signing up and playing WoW in the first place.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:24 am

Oh.. my... god. That is disturbing. One must come to grips with a completely sexless existence in order to just give up on humanity like this. Incredible.

and Toxic, is that Pete givin it to Vaultboy in your avatar? I recognize the smile I think...

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:22 am

Likely he's some sys admin who's borrowed all the laptops from his work.
And like it says, not all the accounts are his.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:14 am

Yeah, ive seen this, but he must have some mad skillz to be doing something like this.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:45 am

Hammer whyyyyyyyy?

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:17 am

rabidpeanut wrote:Yeah, ive seen this, but he must have some mad skillz to be doing something like this.

Massive skills. But as he pointed out, he uses a macro on most of the characters to assist him in battle. Still.. with the differant classes, managing more than 3 at once is quite an acomplishment.

Like look at all those mice.. what if he gets one wrong?

Post by **King of Creation** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:37 am

I've actually never played WoW...MMO's never have appealed to me. Teatime was into WoW for a while, not sure if he still is though.

You have to wonder what this guy does for a living to be able to afford that setup.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:05 am

Maybe this guy is Teat?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:52 pm

Dun-dun-dunnnn!

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:35 am

I'm like George Lucas :shy:

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:36 am

GODDAMMIT. I finally fucking recognize where Susan's avatar is from. It's Snatch, right? Fuck, I love when that happens. It always bugged me, but I never made the connection until I was reading about Guy Ritchie's latest piece of Cockney arse-pudding (Rock and Rolla) and remembered renting Snatch years ago.

EDIT: Dennis Farina has the best line in that stupid movie.
Customs agent: "Do you have anything to declare?"
Farina: "Don't go to London."

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:46 am

All the "Bricktop" references when he put it up didn't clue you in?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:39 am

I saw the movie once and remember about a tenth of it (the tenth that was memorable), so no.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:29 am

Subhuman wrote:EDIT: Dennis Farina has the best line in that stupid movie.
Customs agent: "Do you have anything to declare?"
Farina: "Don't go to London."

Bricktop's speeches aren't too bad either, especially the one about pigs.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:14 am

I have to call bullshit on pigs chewing through bone like if it was butter. They're actually pretty choosy with what they eat, and have a rather sensitive digestive system.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:39 am

The key, then, to efficient body disposal of this nature, is to avoid fickle pigs. Fortunately, they are easily identified by their distinctive hats.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:23 am

St. Toxic wrote:I have to call bullshit on pigs chewing through bone like if it was butter. They're actually pretty choosy with what they eat, and have a rather sensitive digestive system.

What about starved pigs?
Also, the hyperbole is to be expected from a mob boss.