Take me from the wreckage, save me from the blast

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:49 am

Rolling Stone magazine has released its list of the 100 Greatest Singers of All Time. Aretha Franklin is #1. Bob Dylan is a shocking - shocking! - #7. John Lennon, a brilliant songwriter with the Beatles but never more than an adequate singer, and a mostly terrible songwriter on his own, is at #5. Michael Jackson is lingering down at #25. Christina Aguilera ranks ahead of Mariah Carey. Annie Lennox ranks at #93, possibly the only fair ranking on the entire list. Lou Reed, frontman of the most overrated band in the history of mankind, and a plainly awful singer, is #62. k.d. lang, in possession of inarguably one of the most beautiful voices of the last 40 years, is nowhere to be found. But Willie Nelson is there!

A travesty, utterly, and in every sense of the word. Discuss.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:59 am

Rolling Stone always makes shitty lists. They randomly decided that "Like a Rolling Stone" was the #1 song of all time. Now while I like Dylan and I like the song (and I liked his response to beign told it was selected as #1 even better) I have never really thought it was the best song ever or even in the top 10.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:10 am

Rollin Stone run by Jews. Thats why they suck Dylan cock. You want true opinions on music, throw out your Rolling Stone and go listen to some.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:03 am

Dogmeatlives wrote:Rollin Stone run by Jews. Thats why they suck Dylan cock.

By that logic, they should have chosen a Jew as the number one singer.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:14 am

I did not spot St.Toxic on the list, surely a mistake?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:57 am

people don't know about John Matrix anymore

Post by **Manoil** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:09 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:
Dogmeatlives wrote:Rollin Stone run by Jews. Thats why they suck Dylan cock.
By that logic, they should have chosen a Jew as the number one singer.

Silly Walt, everyone knows Jews have no real talent outside of law and finance.

RS occasionally has some stellar articles. If I want lists, I go to Cracked.com.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:46 pm

Manoil wrote:
Wolfman Walt wrote:
Dogmeatlives wrote:Rollin Stone run by Jews. Thats why they suck Dylan cock.
By that logic, they should have chosen a Jew as the number one singer.
Silly Walt, everyone knows Jews have no real talent outside of law and finance.

Then explain Dylan! THIS IS LEADING IN CIRCLES!

jimmypneumatic · Post by **jimmypneumatic** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:36 pm

Billie Holiday, Janis Joplin, Maynard James Keenan and Robert Smith aren't even on the list.

Axle Rose #64 lol, has anyone heard his new stuff?

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:52 pm

jimmypneumatic wrote: Axle Rose #64 lol, has anyone heard his new stuff?

Considering I've hated every single Guns 'n Roses song ever, Chinese Democracy ain't bad.

jimmypneumatic · Post by **jimmypneumatic** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:30 pm

Retlaw83 wrote:
jimmypneumatic wrote: Axle Rose #64 lol, has anyone heard his new stuff?
Considering I've hated every single Guns 'n Roses song ever, Chinese Democracy ain't bad.

I must admit, it put many wild emus mating calls to shame.

UncleGore · Post by **UncleGore** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:30 am

jimmypneumatic wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:
jimmypneumatic wrote: Axle Rose #64 lol, has anyone heard his new stuff?
Considering I've hated every single Guns 'n Roses song ever, Chinese Democracy ain't bad.
I must admit, it put many wild emus mating calls to shame.

been talking to grampy boan lately sullik?

UncleGore · Post by **UncleGore** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:30 am

jimmypneumatic wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:
jimmypneumatic wrote: Axle Rose #64 lol, has anyone heard his new stuff?
Considering I've hated every single Guns 'n Roses song ever, Chinese Democracy ain't bad.
I must admit, it put many wild emus mating calls to shame.

it all sux

jimmypneumatic · Post by **jimmypneumatic** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:56 am

UncleGore wrote:
jimmypneumatic wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote: Considering I've hated every single Guns 'n Roses song ever, Chinese Democracy ain't bad.
I must admit, it put many wild emus mating calls to shame.

been talking to grampy boan lately sullik?

Yea, he's my favorite character from fallout. Corporate batman.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:44 am

Subhuman wrote:Lou Reed, frontman of the most overrated band in the history of mankind, and a plainly awful singer, is #62.

Wait what? Overrated? The Velvet Underground? You gotta be kidding me?

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:17 am

You know Subhuman; he goes for a provocative edge in his posts just for kicks.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:17 pm

Subhuman is underrated

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:20 pm

VasikkA wrote:You know Subhuman; he goes for a provocative edge in his posts just for kicks.

Nope, they really are overrated.

WORLDonFIRE · Post by **WORLDonFIRE** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:57 am

21!!!!!YEEHAAAAAA!maybe people do have a taste in music.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:35 am

im gonna go ahead and agree with subhuman on pretty much all counts

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