Duck and Cover

Posted: **Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:53 pm**

A china man goes blind, and then everyone he is in contact with goes blind so pretty much everyone goes blind in this movie except for one chick who pretended to be blind so she could help her now blind eye doctor of a husband.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0861689/

I though it was pretty meh 5/10, average rating.
Its kind of an Apoc movie, not post apoc as all you need is a month to have the entire world look post apoc, but the late scenes when they are wandering the city is pretty cool.

Posted: **Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:59 pm**

MR Snakeness, now that would be a horror movie.

Posted: **Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:09 pm**

Adrien Brody is ugly.

Posted: **Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:22 pm**

S4ur0n27 wrote:Adrien Brody is ugly.

He is not even in the movie stupid French person Francis.
Adrian Brody only attended the premiere.

Posted: **Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:26 pm**

Pretty relentlessly bleak film. I dug it. Apparently the original cut was far better but they softened it up for the theatrical release.

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:54 am**

The whole give us your women was.... not soft nor was their bathroom.

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:35 am**

The idea looked interesting but the preview looked somewhat buttastic.

Pretty relentlessly bleak film. I dug it. Apparently the original cut was far better but they softened it up for the theatrical release.

How do you cut up a drama type movie for theatrical release? That sounds more like a directors whining about how horrible the movie did at the boxoffice.

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:43 am**

I loved how the plot keywords are simply Rape and Murder, Rape and Revenge, Marriage, Epidemic and Illness.

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:53 am**

* Epidemic
* Rape And Murder
* Marriage
* Rape And Revenge
* Illness
* Fellatio
* Blindness
* Eye Patch
* Philosophical
* Eye Doctor
* Doctor
* Exploding Airplane
* Doggystyle Sex
* n Word
* Digging Grave
* Discrimination
* Degradation
* Racial Comment
* Death
* Bigotry
* Darkness
* Racial Confusion
* Corpse
* Church
* Cheating Husband
* Chaos
* Car Crash
* Bus Accident
* Burned Alive
* Breasts
* Blind Woman
* Blind Man
* Blind Child
* Beaten To Death
* Bar
* Bartender
* Wetting Pants
* Weapon
* Walking Stick
* Urination Scene
* Topless Woman
* Thief
* Suicide
* Stepping In Shit
* Stealing Car
* Starvation
* Stabbed In The Neck
* Soldier
* Slap In The Face
* Shower Scene
* Shovel
* Shot To Death
* Shot In The Head
* Shot In The Chest
* Shirtless Male
* Sex Scene
* Scissors
* Rough Sex
* Rape
* Rain
* Prostitute
* Plane Crash
* Pistol
* Person On Fire
* Panic
* Morality
* Matches
* Man With No Name
* Male Rear Nudity
* Male Frontal Nudity
* Living Conditions
* Lighter
* Intercom
* Infidelity
* Husband Wife Relationship
* Held At Gunpoint
* Hazmat Suit
* Groping
* Gas Mask
* Fire
* Female Rear Nudity
* Female Frontal Nudity
* Dog
* Avant Garde
* Quarantine
* Pretending To Be Blind
* Kick In Shin
* Blind In One Eye
* Car Theft
* Stabbed In The Throat
* Listening To Radio
* Cruelty
* Machine Gun
* Stabbed In The Face
* Power
* Blood Splatter
* Based On Novel
* Title Spoken By Character
* Twist In The End

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:21 am**

Breasts? Now that's advertising.

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:11 am**

Haha, Urination Scene.

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:33 pm**

Kick In Shin

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:38 pm**

MR Snake wrote:The whole give us your women was.... not soft nor was their bathroom.

No doubt. I'm just saying they softened it up considerably and made it much more hopeful. Now, given how fucking insanely bleak the film was, image how much better it would have been if it didn't get all huggy/fuzzy at the ending. Also I get the feeling they switched the narrative around a bit in the theatrical release. The flow seemed a bit off. Either way, here's hoping for an uncut DVD release.

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:23 am**

You guys know this movie was based on a Pulitzer Prize-winning book, right? A book which was considerably bleaker, and deeper, and more affecting, than the movie? No? Well, fuck your uncut DVD release and get thee to a library already.

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:01 am**

A library? What are you, gay?

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:02 am**

is the book titled similarly?

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:45 pm**

Reading it results in blindness.

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:10 pm**

VasikkA wrote:Reading it results in blindness.

reading is like wanking, so yes
God doesn't want you to read or masturbate

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:43 pm**

It's amazing you're still on DAC then, thor

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:50 pm**

Subhuman wrote:You guys know this movie was based on a Pulitzer Prize-winning book, right? A book which was considerably bleaker, and deeper, and more affecting, than the movie? No? Well, fuck your uncut DVD release and get thee to a library already.