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Antichrist

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:13 pm
by St. Toxic
Just saw it.

Pros: Excellent camera-work, great sound, good use of high-speed cameras.

Cons: Plot, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Freudian psycho-babble, von Trier stroking his ego.

Plot summary: Through the death of his son, psychologist husband finds out that his neurotic wife suffers from a deeply rooted violent psychosis. Sadly, two things make this discovery an uncomfortable one:

1) He's alone with her in a forest cabin, far from civilization.
2) He's too PC to slap some sense into her.

Oh yeah, spoiler alert.

Now, there's alot of things in this movie to be annoyed about, even if you do enjoy pretentious, artsy high-brow drama.

-There's barrels of visually documented sex in the movie. I'd say half the movie is sex, but that might be because it's shot and presented in a very dominating way, and since story progression is lacking the sex-acts tend to take over. The representation of the act itself is an undecided mix between classical Hollywood jewmance and Feminist porn, which is the perfect mix to bug the living shit out of me.

-Gainsbourg's voice, and eventually her face and body made me cringe. Chiefly British accent that sounds unnatural and pretentious (although, it should be natural, her being born in London and all) droning on without any emotion for two long hours, as she visually detours into madness, made my head hurt. Then, having constant facial close-ups and a whopping ton of nude-shots, and I began to hate her physically as well. Maybe it was the part she played, but I rather think I saw through that and simply saw her as she was, the type of woman against which I'm instinctively biased.

-Von Trier constantly breaking the golden rules of film-making. It's fine for attention-grabbing once or twice, but come on. You need to have at least some consistency in the shots, otherwise it distracts the viewer from the event or conversation that's taking place. Keeping track of the timeline as characters and cameras are constantly switching places, characters talking out of turns, needless shots coming between events, necessery shots being left out -- why not just put everything together in a random order, eh? That'd be really artsy.

-You can tell straight away it's a movie intended to fellate film-students and really pretentious cunts. While they may have a field-day with this, I, in turn, have not. :sadche:

So, what do you guys think? :chew:

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:57 pm
by VasikkA
Downloaded it, watched it for 5 mins, fast forwarded a bit and came to the conclusion the movie was too artfag to be taken seriously. The artfagness is just too intentional; Lynch manages to be more subtle. Needless to say, it found a new home in my trash bin.

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:13 pm
by Dogmeatlives
Word on the street is that she gets bloody jizz on her after beating Willem dafoe's genitals with a piece of wood... I don't think I could watch that bit :lalala:

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:50 pm
by Blargh
HELLO GENTLEMEN HAVE YOU PERCHANCE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO VIEW THE FILM ANTICHRIST ?

WHY N -

IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE BLUDGEONING OF THE GENITALIA AND THE BLOOD FLECKED SEMENAL FLUID ?

W -

YES.

. . .

I AM MAKING A BOOKING.





*laughs*

Wonderful. :drunk:

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:58 pm
by Tingel Tangel
Being a Dane, I should have watched this when it was out here. I didn't. Now I'm labeled as uncool.

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:44 pm
by rad resistance
bloody jizz what the fuck?!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:49 pm
by Retlaw83
Tingel Tangel wrote:Being a Dane, I should have watched this when it was out here. I didn't. Now I'm labeled as uncool.
No, you're labelled as uncool because you're the only one who likes Smiley.

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:49 pm
by Retlaw83
rad resistance wrote:bloody jizz what the fuck?!
I'm sure you've had enough in your butt to recognize it.

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:13 pm
by Manoil
Retlaw83 wrote:
rad resistance wrote:bloody jizz what the fuck?!
I'm sure you've had enough in your butt to recognize it.
:highfive:

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:10 pm
by PiP
thanks for the spoiler alert fucker :gnasher:

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:51 pm
by Tingel Tangel
Retlaw83 wrote: No, you're labelled as uncool because you're the only one who likes Smiley.
*applauds originality*

No. Really. I'm not being sarcastic.

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:41 pm
by Superhaze
You should be. :eyebrow:

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:03 pm
by Megatron
I quite liked it. I had avoided most reviews/previews/hype beforehand besides hearing it was OH GOD HORRIBLE. But to view it just, stand-alone is quite goodt I reckon, as you should do any other movie. Though I also really like forests and personificationilizationió so I dug that bit.

If anything I struggled with the violence, which wasn't that bad altogether. Though I think by not being visually over-the-top while mentally being ridiculous was a good mix maybe. I'd recommend it to some people, though I don't really know anyone who'd actually enjoy it IRL who isn't a hipster fuckface or went in expecting some kind of arty 'saw' film. It's more along the lines of the exorcist or blue velvet.

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:40 pm
by St. Toxic
PiP wrote:thanks for the spoiler alert fucker :gnasher:
Hey, at least I bothered enough to put one in there et allé. :flamed: