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Ninja Assasin

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:41 am
by POOPERSCOOPER
It's a movie about Ninja's who kill people and one of the ones they trained turned away from them so they are after him. It's basically tons of over the top gore and action with legs and heads always getting cut off and blood is squirting everywhere. The action scenes are okay but like a lot of the ones are done in the dark because ninja's are stealth okay. The ninjas in the movie are like super ninjas and in no way realistic so like the main character can use his mind to heal a giant cut on his chest and other ninjas like turn into a blur and move around.

The movie is mindless action and somewhat enjoyable so if you go in expecting that you might like it. I wanted to see "The Road" instead but it's only playing in select cities which sucks. Boondock Saints 2 also play only in select theaters and it's like 2 movies this year that I didn't see because it wasn't playing at my theaters which is pretty rare.

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:07 am
by jetbaby
So basically it's Wanted but with normal ninjas instead of gun kata ninjas?

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:13 pm
by Retlaw83
jetbaby wrote:So basically it's Wanted but with normal ninjas instead of gun kata ninjas?
No, Wanted pretended as if it had a statement to make and was pretty fucking pretentious considering the heinous "moral lesson" it tried to teach.

Ninja Assassin is about a bunch of ninja assassins.

Also, Wanted was about some dweeb who had magical murdering powers he didn't know of before. These ninjas are trained from childhood to have REAL ULTIMATE POWER, so there's none of the awkwardness in watching some jackass off the street annihilating motherfuckers.

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:39 pm
by Dogmeatlives
can we promise to never ever mention Wanted again?

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:06 am
by Blargh
I, YOUR NAME HERE, HEARBY PROMISE TO MENTION WANTED NEVAR AGAIN.

<strike>Oeps.</strike>

:drunk:

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:08 am
by Smiley
Remember kids, slinging guns break the rules of physics and thermodynamics. Everyone knows that.

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:30 pm
by Redeye
Blargh wrote:I, YOUR NAME HERE, HEARBY PROMISE TO MENTION WANTED NEVAR AGAIN.

<strike>Oeps.</strike>

:drunk:
What the fuck have you done lately?

Nothrything.

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:18 am
by Blargh
TODAY IS MULTIPLICATIVE CONTEXT DAY. ALL OPERATORS ARE BUSILY PREOCUPIED. TNUSOASATIL FRMO LHEKSINI. PLEASE TO ELABORATE.

:drunk:

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:37 am
by Retlaw83
Redeye wrote:What the fuck have you done lately?
Not murdered a bunch of people because a magical loom told me to.