An American Fail: Faisal Goes West

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Wed May 05, 2010 5:32 pm

Some dickhead with a bluetooth device tried to blow up Comedy Central with cherry bombs and sacks of shit. Discuss.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Wed May 05, 2010 6:11 pm

What a prick. I mean come on, bluetooth? Does he smoke pole or someting? Everybody knows that blue tooth is for fagg0ts. "Ohh, look at me, I have a wireless tranfer system on my ear, I'm great".

Basically what I'm saying is, if you use bluetooth, you're a self absorbed prick.

Post by **Manoil** » Wed May 05, 2010 8:19 pm

Comedy Central isn't adjacent to Times Square, but a fuckload of people are. And the remains of TRL with Carson Daily (who wore a bluetooth)

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Wed May 05, 2010 8:52 pm

Fucking Bluetooth.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:41 pm

He looks like a douchebag, but since he tried to blow people up that just makes him an inconsiderate asshole. Really, why would you kill people?

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:52 pm

muslims..

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:55 pm

What about them?

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed May 05, 2010 10:01 pm

They fucking suck and are jihad motherfuckers who will make bombs out of shit and blow up children so that their shitty country can get foreign aid.

Fuck muslim, islam, muhammed, palestine and arabs in general.

I made it cursive so they dont bomb me XD

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Wed May 05, 2010 10:04 pm

I'm sure you're their prime target. Hell, even I'm ashamed to call myself a westerner with you around foo'

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Wed May 05, 2010 10:11 pm

Commedy Central went to shit after they cancelled MST3K and Kilborn left the Daily Show.

That douche Faisel lived in these parts so you can imagine the predictable local media respose :
"Why you could be living next to a smelly foreigner plotting to blow up NYC and not even know it. Tune in tonight to find out or else die in a fiery blast because of your self-indulgent negligence." Fucking local news.

Times Square needs to be blown up, when I was a kid it was all peep shows and whuuu-res.
Now it's all corporatized and Disneyfied for the toursist.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed May 05, 2010 10:23 pm

Yea Koc should wasteland my comment there or something, I just really hate muslims.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Wed May 05, 2010 10:30 pm

Cimmerian Nights wrote:Commedy Central went to shit after they cancelled MST3K and Kilborn left the Daily Show.

That douche Faisel lived in these parts so you can imagine the predictable local media respose :
"Why you could be living next to a smelly foreigner plotting to blow up NYC and not even know it. Tune in tonight to find out or else die in a fiery blast because of your self-indulgent negligence." Fucking local news.

Times Square needs to be blown up, when I was a kid it was all peep shows and whuuu-res.
Now it's all corporatized and Disneyfied for the toursist.

lol whuuu-res

I usually sell it Hooo-ers, wondered what you typed at first. I'm glad somebody else pronounces it the same way I do.

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Wed May 05, 2010 10:49 pm

Always next time i guess.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed May 05, 2010 11:37 pm

Snake's hatred for Muslims stems from the fact his mom has fucked every Muslim man in Sweden. This has led to him not knowing who his father is, and he roams the streets, cold, lurching, determined, trying to find a neanderthal-looking man with a unibrow and hijab so he can finally have the family he's dreamed of since he was a boy.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Thu May 06, 2010 12:15 am

Well at least I am not morbidly obese

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Thu May 06, 2010 12:29 am

Psychoul · Post by **Psychoul** » Thu May 06, 2010 12:46 am

WHAT a blueTOOTH.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Thu May 06, 2010 12:56 am

Yonmanc wrote: I usually sell it Hooo-ers, wondered what you typed at first. I'm glad somebody else pronounces it the same way I do.

You're closer except I drop the r hoo-ahs, have to check my Brooklynese dictionary for that spelling.
Or it's rare variant, the Dish-rag hoo-ah.

TwinkieGorilla · Post by **TwinkieGorilla** » Thu May 06, 2010 1:50 pm

Cimmerian Nights wrote:Commedy Central went to shit after Kilborn left the Daily Show.

you just made me shit my pants.

your pants are next, buddy.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Thu May 06, 2010 2:29 pm

Remind me again why they exiled you from NMA?