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Dear DAC
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:09 am
by Retlaw83
Dear DAC,
I have had a six pack of Yuengling Black and Tan, and am still not drunk. For those not familiar with this wonderful concoction, it is a beer so dark that light cannot escape it.
But the fact remains I am not even heavily buzzed yet. Please advise.
Sincerely,
Retlaw
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:48 am
by Yonmanc
Huff some gasonline and drink some paint thinner. That oughta put a few hairs on your chest.
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:06 am
by Retlaw83
Your advice is not sage, good sir.
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:31 am
by Retlaw83
I found out the solution to my problem was to drink another six pack. It's downhill from here!
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:58 am
by Blargh
Have you ever attempted abseiling while inebriated ? Exactly.
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:21 pm
by Yonmanc
I'm on a horse.
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:28 pm
by Retlaw83
Blargh wrote:Have you ever attempted abseiling while inebriated ? Exactly.
Due to my fear of heights, I try to avoid rappelling as much as possible regardless of my level of sobriety.
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:58 pm
by Blargh
What a shame.
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:26 pm
by S4ur0n27
(porto blanco, tonic water, a few drops of lemon/lime juice, one or two mint leaves)
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:26 am
by jetbaby
Scotch. Drop of water.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:42 am
by Psychoul
I usually dont drink cause im 12.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:44 pm
by Manoil
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:59 pm
by PiP
seen a doctor lately?
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:25 pm
by Megatron
real question : does canned beer go off? i dont think it does. real opinion!
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:08 pm
by Retlaw83
Real men drink from bottles.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:45 pm
by Superhaze
Real men drink from seidels yo!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:29 am
by Manoil
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:47 am
by PiP
real men don't feel insecure when drinking from anything.
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:43 am
by Blargh
Real men don't
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:35 pm
by Yonmanc
Real men drink the fine liquids of shame from a hookers anal cavity.
