Duck and Cover

SALT is a movie starring Angelina Jolie who is a CIA agent who is told by a russian spy that she is a russian spy and then the movie turns into a long chase scene but to reveal more would kind of spoil the story.

Basically there is a lot of action in the movie even though the story is kind of dumb and unbelievable. Angelina acts well in the movie but she just doesn't look the part she is like really too skinny to make anything she does in the movie believable and it's kind of disappointing because i would have enjoyed the movie more if I'm not always thinking how she used to be hot in the Tomb Raider movies but now she is all Jewish Holocaust victim look. She had the same look in Wanted and it was pretty funny when she got out of the hottub and you can see her butt but she has no butt in that movie.


Anyways, the movie has good tempo but the story is pretty bad and if they had just kept the first quarter of the movie and reworked the story part of the last part but kept the same action it would have been good. If your looking for just a plain action movie I would recommend it but not if your looking for a Kubrick experience.

I think you should add pictures of her butt before and after to support your review.

Angelina needs to eat some salt.

Angelina circa Hackers is the best Angelina.

The trailers didn't look that good to me. And the name of the movie bothers me (it's supposed her name right?) And I don't think Angelina Jolie is very attractive (cause that matters) but she's alright but I don't get all the stuff that people say. I might rent the movie though.

what would you suggest contemporarily if I were looking for a Kubrick experience?

queue brick?

gobbleykins wrote:what would you suggest contemporarily if I were looking for a Kubrick experience?

Get yourself a spa some cocaine and a 13 year old wanna be movie star the rest will right its self, well it went alright for his buddy anyway.

Man makes shit movies even clockwork only has it moments.

ekkaman wrote:Get yourself a spa some cocaine and a 13 year old wanna be movie star the rest will right its self, well it went alright for his buddy anyway.

I think you got Kubrick mixed with Roman Polanski.

ekkaman wrote:Man makes shit movies even clockwork only has it moments.

You sir, are a fucking moron.

Kubrick makes excellent films and Clockwork Orange is nothing short of brilliant.

Preferred the book. Oh well.

rad resistance wrote:

ekkaman wrote:it went alright for his buddy anyway.

I think you got Kubrick mixed with Roman Polanski.

Look at the part of his quote I didn't omit. Then learn to fucking read.

Holy shit Retlaw

yes

her butt in wanted

And I guess just her in Tomb Raider

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I guess raising kids destroys your body.