So I was playing DnD over msn with my good buddy...

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:02 am

...very start of the campaign, hadn't even been briefed on the quest, walked into the Tavern, and started some shit because the Bard burshed off my song request and the Nobles told me to hush and sit down. I slam my sword into the table, and demand my song be played, next thing, guards attack, I take the nobles hostage, a bloodbath ensues, and all my characters die.

DnD is shit.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:59 am

I roll a 20.

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:09 am

Did you sodomize their dead bodies?

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:46 am

Burning Oasis wrote:Did you sodomize their dead bodies?

I certainly hope so!

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:27 pm

As do I!

Post by **Manoil** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:37 pm

:Vaseline Salesman:

gobbleykins · Post by **gobbleykins** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:34 am

are you kidding that's pretty bad ass also your DM was a railroading whore son of a bitch (unless it was the bard who didn't play the song in which case your bard is a knob head and you should draw dicks on his face while he sleeps).

Taco-Hero · Post by **Taco-Hero** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:53 am

What was your song?

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:10 am

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj5h2Q4fECA">Sign of the Gypsy Queen - April Wine</a>
I hope so, anyways.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:06 pm

wasn't my bard, just some dude in a pub playing music. Song od choice? Here and Now by the Ernies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgRF0EXvZFM

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:50 pm

What was the bard supposed to do? Launch into a face-melting lute solo?

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:27 pm

Retlaw83 wrote:What was the bard supposed to do? Launch into a face-melting lute solo?

Yes.

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:19 pm

What a cunt. Didn't even try!

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:27 am

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Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:37 am

cazsim83 wrote:Did you put on your robe and wizard hat?

Go back and try again.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:07 am

DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS.

gobbleykins · Post by **gobbleykins** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:43 am

Burning Oasis wrote:What a cunt. Didn't even try!

agreed if I was there (in somewhere, england which I'm not) I would've at least tried what a fuckhead.

also I am disturbed at the amount of drunk proof commodities the internet is providing now a days. I signed into facebook, my email account and duck and cover (in less than an hour no less although that doesn't fucking matter) and they all had challenging as hell tests to pass (user name plus password also I am pretty quite drunk right now) to prove I am who I say I am. water under the bridge but still disappointing because the internets (especially duck and cover) should be unregulated.

also that song was pretty much the same all over and if your bard couldn't learn that in one listen he shouldn't have been a bard (although if he could play some slow Zeppelin song on a lute or American mandolin or some slow American 80s rock ballads on lute or American mandolin that would be pretty cool) and again as I recommended earlier you should draw dicks on his face while he sleeps.

PS as I said before that song was kind of boring although that's my opinion and if yonmanc the threadstarter or any other poster likes it that's cool too.

PPS the ernies is a shit band name

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:24 pm

I'm not entirely sure but amongst those rambling I think Gobbleykins may be a spambot.

rad resistance · Post by **rad resistance** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:52 am

Yonmanc wrote:I'm not entirely sure but amongst those rambling I think Gobbleykins may be a spambot.

He is Canadian, what do you expect?

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:29 am

rad resistance wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:I'm not entirely sure but amongst those rambling I think Gobbleykins may be a spambot.
He is Canadian, what do you expect?

I'm Canadian.

Oh wait. That only further proves your point.