Brian WOOD, 33, Died Saving Family.

Junktown Commando · Post by **Junktown Commando** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:04 pm

I canâ€™t even lie about it, I donâ€™t know who Brian WOOD is, but he died saving his family from a drunk driver.
They were traveling along Highway 2Ã˜ in the Seattle, WA area when another vehicle crossed the center. WOOD made a sudden right turn, taking the full impact of the hit to himself, thus protecting his pregnant wife from the hit. I presume he died instantly (that detail was never covered.
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Apparently he was a computer game designer.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:08 pm

He wasn't just a computer game designer, he was one of the leading developers in Relic and was part of how awesome Company of Heroes was.

Junktown Commando · Post by **Junktown Commando** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:09 pm

SenisterDenister wrote:He wasn't just a computer game designer, he was one of the leading developers in Relic and was part of how awesome Company of Heroes was.

That may be true, but Iâ€™d never heard of him (nor Comapny of Heros) before literally a minute before I posted. :shrugâ€�
Be him a soldier, cop, fire fighter, or computer gamer, however, the real point is that he died a VERY brave man.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:15 pm

I don't think he died in a car accident at all. I think he died when you killed him in an effort to rape his wife and kids.

Junktown Commando · Post by **Junktown Commando** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:17 pm

Retlaw83 wrote:I don't think he died in a car accident at all. I think he died when you killed him in an effort to rape his wife and kids.

Â¿Seriously? Â¿Are you REALLY gonna go there NOW?
Get a job.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:25 pm

Junktown Commando wrote:That may be true, but Iâ€™d never heard of him (nor Comapny of Heros) before literally a minute before I posted.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:29 pm

I was under the impression he was only the lead dev for the recent CoH game/expansion (which was kind of shitty) and the new upcoming one.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:40 pm

Junktown Commando wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:I don't think he died in a car accident at all. I think he died when you killed him in an effort to rape his wife and kids.
Â¿Seriously? Â¿Are you REALLY gonna go there NOW?
Get a job.

This forum really isn't for you is it.

Not only is he dead, I'm going to laugh about it, and imagine raping his corpse.

Hey look at that, a hobby we both share!

Junktown Commando · Post by **Junktown Commando** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:22 am

Junktown Commando wrote:That may be true, but Iâ€™d never heard of him (nor Comapny of Heros) before literally a minute before I posted.

SenisterDenister wrote:

What can I say, the ONLY computer game Iâ€™ve ever played was Fallout, FO2, and FOT.

Yonmanc wrote:This forum really isn't for you is it. Not only is he dead, I'm going to laugh about it, and imagine raping his corpse. Hey look at that, a hobby we both share!

That was just wrong. Wow.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:06 am

SenisterDenister wrote:

gobbleykins · Post by **gobbleykins** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:55 am

Junktown Commando wrote:That was just wrong. Wow.

no u

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:01 pm

Junktown Commando wrote:Â¿Seriously? Â¿Are you REALLY gonna go there NOW?
Get a job.

Look, you're the one who killed the guy and raped his family. I should be the one who's indignant.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:55 am

In her darkest days, Erin Wood says she found some solace in the kindness of strangers, of gamers, of you.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:01 am

touching.

In other news,
a mature Holstein cow typically weighs 680 kg (1,500 lbs).

Username · Post by **Username** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:23 am

How much do those Belgian Blue ones weigh?
Seriously people who breed them deserve to get shot.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:26 am

Username wrote:How much do those Belgian Blue ones weigh?
Seriously people who breed them deserve to get shot.

Why what's wrong with them? I get hungry just looking at them!

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:27 am

And why is that?

Username · Post by **Username** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:28 am

I suggest you kill them all and put them on a freezer. I know you enjoy being a dumbass so much Yonmac that you've probably taken up the role full time but deep down inside you must admit increasing hormones on a cow to the point that it barely can stand is wrong?

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:31 am

Username wrote:I suggest you kill them all and put them on a freezer. I know you enjoy being a dumbass so much Yonmac that you've probably taken up the role full time but deep down inside you must admit increasing hormones on a cow to the point that it barely can stand is wrong?

No, I was serious. Who gives a fuck, they're going to be turned into burgers anyway, why not modify them so they can produce more food?

Username · Post by **Username** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:32 am

Cause animals have feelings to. *supercute japanese smiley*