Duck and Cover

This question demands to be settled once and for all.

Our first entry is a strong one.
I don't know his name, we'll just call him the Dwarf from Accept. He gets points for attitude, and who can resist the classic 80s power-metal riff at the beginning?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0

Next midget would have to accept this prestigious award posthumously, I speak of none other than Kid Rock's hype man. Joe C.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PAMQcAV ... re=related

Rounding out the field and representing the gangsta rap field, is the resilient Bushwick Bill of the Ghetto Boys:
(jump to 3:30)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutXyPEEbQs


I gotta give Accept props for the midget frontman and the sartorial balls to wear fake leather pants with white tennis shoes. Timeless look. The dueling guitar attack with the choreographed chops is nothing short of sublime.

Kid Rock losing Joe C. was like Dave Mustaine leaving Metallica.

Bushwick Bill gets style points for using his stature to infiltrate kids trick-or-teating mobs and robbing them of their milk duds. Never one to let his disability slow down his true passion



I urge you all to deliberate with the utmost judiciousity that I expect from DAC.

I gotta go with Accept, the copious amounts of midget manlove going on made me feel all warm inside. It's like a socially acceptable paedophilia for recovering addicts.



Beautiful.

Ghetto midgets with one eye are badass, 50 cent ain't got shit on Bushwick. Sad thing is he's a damn born again christian.