Duck and Cover

For whatever reason I was watching Bewitched, and the two episodes i watched were the last with Dick York, and the first with Dick Sargent as Darrin... fuck Dick Sargent. Who did you prefer as Darrin on Bewitched

Until I looked at your posting history I thought you were a spam bot trying to sell us Bewitched DVDs.

Which one was gay?

Dick Sargent was gay

all white people look the same to me

Megatron wrote:all white people look the same to me

everyone just looks like this to me... Its a horrible horrible perception of reality

I didn't know that nick Cage was the monkies.

monkees, beatles, led zeppelin, the A-Team all nic cage, its a horrible reality

Retlaw83 wrote:Until I looked at your posting history I thought you were a spam bot trying to sell us Bewitched DVDs.

maybe i am just an extemely advanced AI designed to sell bewitched dvds at the low low price of i dont know exactly how much Bewitched dvds cost, I do have an extra dvd set of All in the Family I got as a gift if you wanted to buy it.

What's Bewitched? I'd Google it but lol

If this is a world were an extremely advanced AI is somehow necessary to masquerade as an intellectually mediocre, ultimately irrelevant human ; for the esoteric purpose of base shillery - I will be very, very disappointed.

Yonmanc wrote:What's Bewitched? I'd Google it but it sounds like buttfucker fare.

And not like DaC's tan, alpha-male, semi-dismissive overlord, "you're getting buttfucked despite the fact that I don't enjoy it because you'll enjoy it even less, so HA!" buttfucker, either. I mean the girly, elbows to the side, buys scented candles, knows a decorator and isn't fucking her kind of buttfucker. You know, the swell kind.

HAL 9001 wrote:If this is a world were an extremely advanced AI is somehow necessary to masquerade as an intellectually mediocre, ultimately irrelevant human ; for the esoteric purpose of base shillery - I will be very, very disappointed.

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Consider getting back to me on that one if I ever, without even the barest veneer of guile, attempt to convince you, against any capacity for sound judgement or uncommon sense you might possess, to purchase shite you simply do not need. Also CHEAP WHOLESALE MEDICINES

In a potential pique of generosity, I may just grace you with <strike>a thorough and irrevocably compromised identity</strike> a photograph of an aeroplane. Perhaps two.

For now, have an idiotic emote in return :



Gosh.

Well, seems like I just got sold a "I provoked a drunken pedant and all I got was this lousy emote " T-shirt. I'd have gotten two but that other one said "A spambot questioned my character, the cunt. I died a little." in the back. Also, it wasn't pink.

You know whatt wasn't pink?


My cock.

Gods, Tiptoe, how wearyingly wrong can one spelunker be ? Response does not automatically imply provocation. Drunk ? No, it's an emote. It signifies nothing. As for pedantic - ahahaha, instead consider : correct. Again.

You're welcome and all the best regarding your apparent record attempt, you cunt.

Hey, this thread is brilliant.

Indian Shill wrote:Response, not provocation.

Perestroika Accountant wrote:Drunk ? No, emote.

Jewish Banker wrote:pedantic? correct.

Hahahahaha. Margaret, I do believe we've found life on Blargh!! Tucked away beneath layers of rust and burnt paper lies the pulsing brain of a true patriot, still alive and kicking inside that old machinery. Behold the rebirth of a <strike>phoenix!</strike> flightless bird of some description. A pedant after my own ticky brass valved contraption!

Remind me to buy you a significant pint sometime, you twat.

I cannot (nor would I) do anything for your staunch patronage of the gulf of perspective, Thaddaeus. It's almost admirable.