Duck and Cover

I've got a Special Project(tm) in mind, and I need some bits of information first before starting.

It's simple really, I want a list of everyone in the DAC community, and then categorized as:

a. Community Gods.
b. Community Moderators
c. Normal People.
d. Newbies.
e. Exploding Newbies.
f. Newbies that NEED TO MADE TO INGEST PUPPY NUKES UP THE WRONG BODILY OPENING.





Help me out here, neh? If anyone could ferret out this information, I promise you all that this would all turn out to be Neat-O-Keen(m) in the end.

* /me wants to be a God! *

Okay, okay... here's a chracter list. Who wants to volunteer for these roles?

2 gun-weilding male moderators
1 happy violent female secretary
1 aggrieved normal person
1 dangerous newbie

I already know who I'm going to write in for the other parts.

Bluepencil wrote:Okay, okay... here's a chracter list. Who wants to volunteer for these roles?

2 gun-weilding male moderators

OH OH! Me me me!

Well, have you already decided my role? If you haven't I am volunteering as the aggrieved male guy

Unless it's going to demand lots of my time, can I be cast into the role of Gun Wielding Male Moderator #2? Pleasepleaseplease with carrots on top?

Bluepencil wrote:Okay, okay... here's a chracter list. Who wants to volunteer for these roles?

2 gun-weilding male moderators
1 happy violent female secretary
1 aggrieved normal person
1 dangerous newbie

I already know who I'm going to write in for the other parts.

I nominate one of your Vault Girls for the *Happy violent female secretary* esp if you are illustrating as well as writing. Don't think there are many ladies in this neck of the woods & even fewer that can write their way out of a paper bag.

My classification in the scheme of things is *irritating newbie*

Well, unless I'm in something like 'Supreme Spammer' then I can't see myself getting in any other way.

I am a community god. Worship me or die!

I still need that list, guys. Whos' cannon fodder and who are not?

The Reaper
Kashluk
Pyro

I notice these three are widely respected/ hated. I'd call 'em gods.

Insane-Lark wrote:

Bluepencil wrote:Okay, okay... here's a chracter list. Who wants to volunteer for these roles?

2 gun-weilding male moderators
1 happy violent female secretary
1 aggrieved normal person
1 dangerous newbie

I already know who I'm going to write in for the other parts.

I nominate one of your Vault Girls for the *Happy violent female secretary* esp if you are illustrating as well as writing. Don't think there are many ladies in this neck of the woods & even fewer that can write their way out of a paper bag.

My classification in the scheme of things is *irritating newbie*

i'll be the dangerous newbie, just point and click me to make me work dude!
:twisted:

what do i gots to do?

I'll be the local "John Holmes."
If you got a problem with it, mouthify my person, bizzinitches !!

I vote Ruben Rooben Reuben for the dangerous newbie.
if you haven't figured me into it yet. then put me as gun weilder no 1.

I'm a god

or whatever, it doesn't worry me (unless you make me a n00b, in which case I'll enjoy doing horrible things to your posts :twisted: )

Worry not, Stainy. I've got ya covered... *evil chuckle... rising.. evil manical laughter* MUEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ohh, yes... young jedi. I have plans for you.

I don't know if youv'e seen my reply... so here it is once again, for half the normal price!

I want to be a male gun wielding moderator...

Well, I'd call myself a former dangerous newbie, now just a know-it-all God and Feelings Online Mod. You could make me the wacky Psychologist!!! :silly:

Haha.. done. ^_^ It never occured to me, but this thing REALLY needs a psychologist.
Chapter One's nearing completion, guys. After Dan Wood graciously edits it, I think it could be ready to show by... um, Wednesday.

Oh, wait. Time zones.

Damn.

how about a disgruntled Silo Technician with an inferiority complex?