The patent

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 6:48 am

"Where am I?"
The man woke up from his coma and the doctor looked down at him sadly. " we are afraid for your life and found you unconsuiose outside the graveyard" the patient loked at doctor and frowned, looking a'round, when suddentlyu ninjalord came through windows!

I HAV MESSAGE FOR PATIENT!2" said ninjalord and dived off into dakrness like a bar on night! The pathient looked around "Where am i?" he wonred sofly as the doctoe read the note

TO:PATIENT
From:ninaj sociery

we have learned that you failed ur mission and we are sending assasins 2 kill you! THE WORLD LWILL NEVAR KLNOW YOUTR SECRETS!!!

love form
ninja lord
XxX

the docotr whent pale and looked at his arm! he could feel a slightly twanging in his arm! he realsied he was having a hearth attack and he fell to the' floor. the patient got out f the old bed "WHERE AM I U OLD MAN" the docotr cried for help, and mutant nurse came. "OMG U KILED HIM"! said mutant angrily! the patient twirled and dodged the machine gun bulet and jumped out of window!!!

THEW NINAJlord was very angry the patient had escaped! ONLT TIEM WILL TELL WHAT HAPEPENS NEDXT!

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 11:18 pm

the patient ran across the lonely dark black wastleand, his naked penis flapping in the wind. It flapped around for quite a while, then silence!

NINAJLORD came flying from his anti-aircraft launcher and smirked 'lol#

patient ur dead"

ninja lord then got out gun and sot fof 234 rounds and the patitn died!

THE END

DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k · Post by **DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 1:44 am

OMGF LOL! But why is this called "the patent"?

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 1:50 am

so you wouldn't steal it

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 3:31 am

I dunno why anyone would want to steal it in the first place.

Archchancellor · Post by **Archchancellor** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 8:00 am

I believe he mispelled the title, patent-patient, either that or theres some weird reason.

Ruben Rooben Reuben · Thu Nov 14, 2002 10:59 am

I do not believe that. It must be quite the opposite.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 6:19 am

U DIDNT LET ME FINNISH!!!11

NINJALORD SUMMONED HIS 'THE END' spell and made the patient cry is dismay. he was very confused about his sexual feelings, and his balls were slowly trembling. Suddenly a slow moving thingy flew across the room and vaguley landed somewhere, mabye. The patient screamed in calming laughter as he scribbled down his last words. THE PATENT (C) Megatron

TEH REEL END

Archchancellor · Post by **Archchancellor** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 6:27 am

Now i'm scared, of the story, pyro and grammar

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 10:49 pm

I think it's the greatest literature mankind has ever known! and stuf

Jawz II · Post by **Jawz II** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 4:32 pm

terrifying

i want my momy

DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k · Post by **DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 8:47 pm

Hey Pyro, you're really talented. How about a career as a Microsoft error message writer?

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 3:52 am

was that story supposed to be funny or just a crack-head rambling?

either way....i foresee long councilling sessions for pyro