con: Dirk
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2002 9:37 pm
He took a large drag from the fat joint as he lazily masturbated. It was another monday and Dirk was pretty bored as his job as 'Dirk Dirkenston-Adventurer!'. He coughed and got up, tripping over his dog, dusty.
"Yo dusty"
"Yo Dirk"
The dog rolled over into a pizza, it's line of nipples poking towards dirk. He coulnt resist. He knelt down and took a nice long drink of milk, then he realised his dog was male. He ran to the bathroom, but it was to late. 5 gallons of diarrhea poured around his ankles.
Dirk wandered out into the sunlight, his pale freckled skin shining white in the sun. His crusty boxers cracked open, the various dried liquids dropping onto the floor. He walked towards his car and got in, lighting a large bong and sighing. Suddenly a ghoul poured onto the seat next to him. Dirk looked up in pure mind-numbing studitity and gave a little giggle.
"Wassup homie?" said the puddle. Dirk shrugged and started the old truck. As he drove along and talked to his friend, Drippy, Dirk realised he had a huge boner. But it was to late. Drippy had noticed this to, and what was meant to be his mouth gave a short sigh.
"Why did you leave me Dirk?"
"I don't know Drippy."
"Is it because of our sex life? Do you find me un-attractive?"
Dirk looked away. Drippy gave a little nod.
"I see. Thanks Dirk. Thanks for wasting 10 years of my life!"
Dirk looked back to drippy and saw Drippy hold the pistol to its...thingy. Dirk screamed as the trigger slowly pulled back and a small bullet hit the car-seat.
"You bitch! My car!"
Dirk grabbed his fiance, and squeezed something that looked like a hamburger. The puddle squelched in pain. Dirk never noticed the truck flying towards the funny looking man in the distance.
Billy-bob danced his way along the wasteland, his arms flapping along in the wind. The truck smashed into him, snapping his 2 platinum ribs.
"hyuk hyuk"
Dirk looked up. Drippy was steaming on the engine.
"NOOOO DRIPPPYYY!"
The steam rose up into the black sky, like steam off a puddle.
"Yo wassup can I have your insurants number?"
Billy-bob jiggled along, and dirk looked on in lust. The funny looking boys blue skin shone in the baking sand, his yellow jump-suit hung tightly to his body like the noose around his mothers neck. Dirk licked his lips.
"Hi TWB! I am dirk, explorer and sperm donor!"
"Hi dirk! Im bilylbob and im gonngi 2 save my vault lol?!"
ok
Ghetto goose struggled. The shackles around his neck were strangley comfortable, but the small robot goosing his anus from behind wasn't. He thought.
"SUM 1 SAVE ME I NEED TO MAEK A COMIC SO TEH WERLD CAN LAFF!2F2SAF
lol no said robot and the huge throbbing, vibrating squirrel giggled.
Kreelges huge bushy eyebrows wiggled. In the far distance he thought he could see a...
DIRK! HIS ARCH-NEMESIS!
Dirk suddenly wanged his thingy in kreegles general direction, accidenyl hitting ghetto goose. NOOOO! Britany spars musick blared out of raido and gg escaped wif twb and kreegle didd 2 lol1!11
OMG
It started raining dogs, and dirk looked up in horror. A huge pulsating anus swallowed his head.
I AM HAPLO LOL
Dirk explored the dogs larger intenstine with his tongue. It felt strange...animal-like.
AND DEN THE BOMBS DROPPED!!11
Dirk smashed a patnet into ninjalord and PHEWWF
pizza flew near him!!11
2 BE KRONKIED MANBEU?
"Yo dusty"
"Yo Dirk"
The dog rolled over into a pizza, it's line of nipples poking towards dirk. He coulnt resist. He knelt down and took a nice long drink of milk, then he realised his dog was male. He ran to the bathroom, but it was to late. 5 gallons of diarrhea poured around his ankles.
Dirk wandered out into the sunlight, his pale freckled skin shining white in the sun. His crusty boxers cracked open, the various dried liquids dropping onto the floor. He walked towards his car and got in, lighting a large bong and sighing. Suddenly a ghoul poured onto the seat next to him. Dirk looked up in pure mind-numbing studitity and gave a little giggle.
"Wassup homie?" said the puddle. Dirk shrugged and started the old truck. As he drove along and talked to his friend, Drippy, Dirk realised he had a huge boner. But it was to late. Drippy had noticed this to, and what was meant to be his mouth gave a short sigh.
"Why did you leave me Dirk?"
"I don't know Drippy."
"Is it because of our sex life? Do you find me un-attractive?"
Dirk looked away. Drippy gave a little nod.
"I see. Thanks Dirk. Thanks for wasting 10 years of my life!"
Dirk looked back to drippy and saw Drippy hold the pistol to its...thingy. Dirk screamed as the trigger slowly pulled back and a small bullet hit the car-seat.
"You bitch! My car!"
Dirk grabbed his fiance, and squeezed something that looked like a hamburger. The puddle squelched in pain. Dirk never noticed the truck flying towards the funny looking man in the distance.
Billy-bob danced his way along the wasteland, his arms flapping along in the wind. The truck smashed into him, snapping his 2 platinum ribs.
"hyuk hyuk"
Dirk looked up. Drippy was steaming on the engine.
"NOOOO DRIPPPYYY!"
The steam rose up into the black sky, like steam off a puddle.
"Yo wassup can I have your insurants number?"
Billy-bob jiggled along, and dirk looked on in lust. The funny looking boys blue skin shone in the baking sand, his yellow jump-suit hung tightly to his body like the noose around his mothers neck. Dirk licked his lips.
"Hi TWB! I am dirk, explorer and sperm donor!"
"Hi dirk! Im bilylbob and im gonngi 2 save my vault lol?!"
ok
Ghetto goose struggled. The shackles around his neck were strangley comfortable, but the small robot goosing his anus from behind wasn't. He thought.
"SUM 1 SAVE ME I NEED TO MAEK A COMIC SO TEH WERLD CAN LAFF!2F2SAF
lol no said robot and the huge throbbing, vibrating squirrel giggled.
Kreelges huge bushy eyebrows wiggled. In the far distance he thought he could see a...
DIRK! HIS ARCH-NEMESIS!
Dirk suddenly wanged his thingy in kreegles general direction, accidenyl hitting ghetto goose. NOOOO! Britany spars musick blared out of raido and gg escaped wif twb and kreegle didd 2 lol1!11
OMG
It started raining dogs, and dirk looked up in horror. A huge pulsating anus swallowed his head.
I AM HAPLO LOL
Dirk explored the dogs larger intenstine with his tongue. It felt strange...animal-like.
AND DEN THE BOMBS DROPPED!!11
Dirk smashed a patnet into ninjalord and PHEWWF
pizza flew near him!!11
2 BE KRONKIED MANBEU?
