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Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2003 8:38 pm**

In case you've missed the latest FOBOS FUQ update:

1. Go to www.interplay.com/fbos and ENTAR TEH FALSJH SHITE.
2. Click RESTRIX0RED.
3. Type "Vault Dweller".
4. ...
5. Flush.
6. Wash your hands.

Yes, I am still amazed by how horrible FOBOS is. After this... uh... this thing I tried to forget how to read, but it didn't work and even if it would, the horrible imagery would remain anyway.

This has been a public service message by SlamÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¡k-Tec.

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2003 6:55 am**

Thats a long-ass piece of paper.

Here-ye, Here-ye....

(BTW, how long have i been the mod here?)

I BUTT SEXMY CATS WeWT!

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:05 am**

they havent said anything about the vaults yet... i wonder how they will fuck that up, lol.

not everyone in the wastes is a friggin whore.

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2003 4:27 pm**

teh sekret infoz wrote:Howdy,

My name is Ruby. I'm the only "entertainer" in this town and I thought I'd just drop a quick note to let y'all know that us folks here in Carbon are hard at work getting' this little Fallout filly all done up right. Things is a goin' pretty smooth and real soon like we should have some little ole talkies for ya.

We got the Radscoripions working and ready to sting ya, some rain and lighting storms are rollin' in and I think I even saw a few, what do you call them huge clawed thingys... oh ... Deathclaws running around the old ruins. Pretty ferocious stuff I tell ya. Saw a fella get attacked by one a' them sumbitches once; wasn't enough of him left to feed a puppy.

It has been real excitin' seeing the town come to life. We been havin' such a good time I think we have attracted a few... undesirables. Them nasty raiders are actin' like they own this town. That no good Raider Matron has got them twisted around her little ole and they do anything she tells them to. We need someone to teach her a lesson.

Well, listen to me ramble on about our problems. I am sorry for puttin' the burden on y'all; I shouldn't ought to be bothering you with our problems. I should be tellin' you about some of our citizens.

Armpit, the bartender over at the old diner, he sez he has a new recipe for some good rotgut. He says it's the radscorpion tails that give it that extra kick. Trouble is nobody's got the stones to go huntin' them scaly bastards. I don't trust him myself; I watched a fella go blind after drinking his last batch of "special brew."

One of the artists here, he just dropped in a purty little thing Vidya. She sez she's here to set up a medical practice. Ask me, makes about as much sense as me goin' to church; most people drop dead or die before they can make it to her. But I guess it can't hurt to have a little medical healing now and then (as opposed to the kind I give)

Then there's Jessie. That old coot has been salvaging for as long as... well as long as I can remember. I think he has a few tricks hidden in that old ice cream truck cause ain't nobodyever f@#$ with him (oh excuse me, that wasn't very lady like).

Well, I gotta run Sugar's. It looks like there's a line forming... Town like this, my work's never done... Take care and we'll see you real soon. Y'all come back now.

Ruby

what? I was bored....

http://www.interplay.com/fbos/minisite/ ... tender.jpg

http://www.interplay.com/fbos/minisite/ ... /jesse.jpg

http://www.interplay.com/fbos/minisite/ ... /vidya.jpg

http://www.interplay.com/fbos/minisite/ ... thclaw.jpg

http://www.interplay.com/fbos/minisite/ ... orpion.jpg

http://www.interplay.com/fbos/minisite/ ... s/ruby.jpg

for added fun, check the sound clips. I thought it odd how one character was described at the vault dweller when he looks like a wasteland denzien.

edit: click the screw again. more hidden data!

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2003 6:13 pm**

the second bubble that the whore says sounds like "damn those writers"

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2003 6:43 pm**

hey, that supersledgehammer... u won't be able to hit a person with one of the ends, they have those things that look very fragile, and the ... eh... the top (?) has somthing that looks like a button, also a fragile thing... how the hell can u use that weapon? i saw sulik used to hit with the ... damn.. the top (?)

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2003 9:53 pm**

Because we all know Lollapalooza celebrates the best in '50s music!

Sweepstakes wrote:Sweepstakes open to U.S. residents, 18 or older.

Yeah, THAT'LL get a lot of entrants.

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2003 5:13 am**

Gah, they are gonna sent idiots to my state...

As for that bit of text by 'Ruby', i'm still curious why people with southern accents are in the game despite the fact Fallout does not take place in the south .

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2003 8:53 am**

I'm sure if the scenario going on with the original games happened, there'd be wasteland stretching all across the map.....Yes.....Even the south....

Doesn't matter where the thing takes place...Every place would be a desolate waste.

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2003 8:48 pm**

LlamaG0d wrote:As for that bit of text by 'Ruby', i'm still curious why people with southern accents are in the game despite the fact Fallout does not take place in the south .

Duh, she's a hooker! Hookers with hearts of gold ALL have southern accents. I mean, seriously, watch some porn. Ehehe. And, also, hopefully FOPOS won't take place in the same area as Fallout... AND! Fallout 1 was in the south - the south west. I'm sure some people there spoke southern. Or at least Spanish. Anyway...

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2003 1:35 am**

Well, it is the South West, but I ment South South, like Alabama and crap.

Obviously, such an accent would only be picked up as a child, by being around many people that spoke that way. So here comes my comment on the 'big giant desert' stuff, it is true it's a desert, but obviously 99% of people with southern draws that wernt born in a Vault came from the south. And since the FO games were in the South-West, the rednecks would have to get across the rockies...

I can hear Chucky starting up a 'Everyone in the south found a bunch of missing BoS Blimps and flew back across the rockies'.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2003 1:48 am**

Maybe there was a second gold rush? This time with bottle caps?

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2003 3:14 am**

Where the hell did "ruby" get the makeup and implants done. Why does she have a southern accent???? Its 80 years after the war, people exctiing the vaults and members of the Bos are well uducated people that had nothing better to do in their vaults for the last 80 years but study learn and just maintain life in the vaults right?

And the people outside the vaults, its been 80 years, so for sure its a whole new generation, THAT didn't go to school every....after the war of course....and would more than likely be spiking ebonics or a crude form of conversation.......not a freaking southern accent.

The makeup really gets me.....Holy cow.....I hate the sick feeling I have inside like the one I get ever time I see more about Fbos and see defecating on the fallout name.

Its like they are dressing up dogmeat and entering him in dog shows.....its not right....leave the dog alone.....let him do his thing.........

make a fallout 3...........

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2003 5:16 am**

They cut breasts off of innocent women and "implant them" onto the recipient.

Don't believe me? Watch Escape from L.A.

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