The Official "I miss Pyro" thread!

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 12:40 am

Pyro's on vacation somewhere, he's long gone and the forum is devoid of his usual Jackassian(tm) humour. Post your fondest Pyro moments/quotes in this thread.

If you can't remember any just make one up.

Thanks.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 12:44 am

One of Pyro's first posts at the old forums that wasn't deleted:

Pyro wrote:What would be good would be to be a taxi driver and u drive round people like in crazy taxi or you could be a multi million dollar buisness guy and order round little bank people to give out money to army and lone player's and you can build houses and stupid stuff like that then put in burglar alarms. Or you could be a teacher then teach people skills and stuff but the problem would be the language because if you were playing with a bunch of japanese or german people no one would know what was going on..unless you know japenese and german

Aug 27, 01 - 12:46 PM

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 12:45 am

When I think of Pyro the first word that comes to mind is sodomy. That time Hammer anally raped him with the barrel of an M16. Or when Kashluk "checked his temperature" NYPD style with a broom handle. And how can we ever forget the time Iohkus figured out a way to fuck him in the ass with a crocodile. Precious memories.

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 12:59 am

Pyro's best fan fic. C/O JJ86

WHAT! i am the best ever! here is a snippet from a following stry that i will never write called: Genitals, My lost friend.
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George walked carefully through the dakened desert, his eyes flicking back and forth. He had heard of the tales of the beast that lived round here, many men had died from having there crotches ripped out savagely by what seemed to be a huge beast with many teeth. George heard a small crucnh and whirled round, poking his bb gun into the darkness. Nothing. He opened a nuka-cola and drank the flaky contents down that scraped but cooled his throat. He looked round one last time then turned and stopped dead. 2 small beady eyes were looking at him. George choked back a scream as the beast emerged from the shadows into his torch-light. It was a....puppy? It was a small fluffy white dog, that seemed to be crunching on something that looked like eye-balls. "H-H-Hey boy, you scared me theyre." said george, his stupid low forehead glistening with sweat. The puppy opened its mouth and let the small white balls flop onto the floor with a soft plop. The puppy walked over to george and he stared at it strangely. Suddenly george realised he wasnt wearing any pants under his mothers skirt, and he cried out as his fathers knickers accidently fell down towards his ankles. The puppys eyes gleamed as it ran forward towards georgeand ran nearer towards his legs. Suddenly the sand exploded behind it and the puppy yipped as a huge clawed hand tore it in 2 soggy pieces of meat. The puppy head rolled between georges feet and he screamed. He looked up and saw a black thing that had to arms and a long tongue, and on the end was...a pair of pliers. George screamed as the pliers flew towards his balls and roared in pain as the sharp pliers ploughed in between his skin. He heard a loud rip of flesh and he felt hid penis flop onto the floor. George looked up in horror when suddenly the beast raised a hand that seemed to be covered in spiked. The spiked sped forward and the last thing george saw were 2 long pointy spikes plough into his eyes. He shrieked as the hot blood ran down his face like tears and he felt some of his nutty shit slide down his leg. The monster retracted the spiked and pliers and seemed to pause, watching george stumble round blindly clutching at his eyes. The creature then leapt forward and span round and stuck another spike between georges shoulder blades. The spikes tore down his spine and made george convulse as his nerves tore apart, leaving george helpless.
**
what do you think? a bit to..stupid if you ask me.

Jan 19, 02 - 3:01 PM

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 1:11 am

when the wasteland was his forum/hellish playground.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 1:51 am

"God damn Pyro, ever thought about the career of a philosopher?" -Kashluk

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 1:54 am

*Sniff* He was xtreme.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 2:59 am

thanks jimmy 'Fallout Tactics has the best and easiest to use interface.' jay and mad '(on devastation) Those marketing guys know what they're doing.' max, it's good to know that I've been missed.

I came back earlier today, I'm just catching up on sleep, cooked food and showers.

More Jackasian humour when I get used to teh computar again.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 3:23 am

I remember sticking up for pyro when he first showed up....along with Talps.

God, Talps was an idiot. I even remember his sig that went something like "stop flaming, Pyro" or something along those lines.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 3:50 am

I remember sticking up for pyro when he first showed up....

That's funny, I remember sticking up for him when he was about to be banned...

Ironic, since he's trying to get me banned now.

Anyway, welcome home.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 4:01 am

Pyro sounds cool.

Insane-Lark · Post by **Insane-Lark** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 5:42 am

Pyro is satire. Good man that & WB oh flamer/spam master, we've missed you.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 5:53 am

I remeber when pyro pmed me and asked if I wanted some of his home cooked cheeseburgers, I said yes.

Insane Koolaid Man · Post by **Insane Koolaid Man** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 6:17 am

Ah, my fondest Pyro moment. It was that time, you know, the time he did the thing? With the things? Yeah, that was great wasn't it?

...okay, so maybe I can't remember a fondest Pyro moment, but still, it's the thought that counts.

Ruben Rooben Reuben · Post by **Ruben Rooben Reuben** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 8:15 am

He'll get pissed when he finds out about this Megatron dude taking all the credit.

So quit touching each other, you sicks.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 1:23 pm

I thought Pyro just changed his nickname to Megatron? I'm pretty sure he posted yesterday.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 1:25 pm

I liked the part where he continued to return with a different IP when you banned him. He was radical! In your face! Extreme!

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 2:13 pm

Funny old quotes of Pyro...

I posted this in the wastland as well, in a thread about the old forusm still being alive. Well they fit this topic perfectly so. Yeah

Pyro wrote:moo

Pyro wrote:posted something stupid, then it was to stupid to even class as spam so i put moo instead

Pyro wrote:lets talk about my fascination with knitting...its as good a topic as anything else

Pyro wrote:i just dont feel like writing short posts
it looks stupid

Pyro wrote:i got the uk version and i wanna kill some kids, so i got the no-children patch from no mutants allowed except i dont know how to install it....any help?

Pyro wrote:im not gay, and if i was why should i shut up about it you fucking cocksucker

Pyro wrote:heh heh...but then you'd have to be able to have sex with nearly everything in the game....or rape

Pyro wrote:what about the cookie?

Pyro wrote:I would give my left nut for FO3....mabye....id just give my dogs left nut instead.

And then one from the days before the wasteland, as a closer

Pyro wrote:
my posts! boo hoo

why did they get deleted waht wrong with a flying bowling bowl then it rained pineapples that turned into penguins?

And whats wrong with a deathclaw dancing outside a donut shop?

And everything went back to normal at the end of the post...i was just writing a story, mabye a weird and starnge story, but still a story.
And it's not as bad as a schizophrenic giving himself oral sex then shooting his mother in the face, as seen in a good fan-fic.

So why, explain what im doing wrong and i will attempt to correct it.

Sykotik · Post by **Sykotik** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 4:07 pm

I remember when he spammed the old forums full of goatse and tubgirl, and I went to go look.
^_^

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 4:52 pm

"eater of goatse man shit"