Forget Fallout 3...

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 7:31 pm

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<html><body>…Prepare for <A HREF=http://www.interplay.com/interact/minigames.asp target=_blank>Vault Dash</A>! The creative folks at <A HREF=http://www.interplay.com/ target=_blank>Interplay</A> slapped together a funny little Frogger-type game to help numb you from the impending release of Fallout: BOS. Here’s the premise:<blockquote>It's a race for your life as you navigate Cyrus past deadly toxic sludge and giant radioactive beasts. Use your Bonus weapon to kill the little enemies, and your quick reflexes to avoid the big ones. Do you have what it takes to be a part of the "Brotherhood of Steel"?</blockquote>Spotted this <A HREF=http://www.interplay.com/interact/minigames.asp target=_blank>gem</A> at <A HREF=http://www.nma-fallout.com target=_blank>NMA</A>.</body></html>

SigmaHex · Post by **SigmaHex** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 7:37 pm

Atleast its better then "Fallout Concentration"'

But its disturbing how it can STILL have a retarted feel to it, its such a simple game.

For example when you die "YOU DEAD" appear in the middle of the screen, god forbid they used real grammar.

Whet the hell is with the rats that are about 2x your size..

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 7:44 pm

You didn't really use very good grammar in your post, Sigma.

Grimnar · Post by **Grimnar** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 7:49 pm

How gay is this Cuevas guy anyway?

SigmaHex · Post by **SigmaHex** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 8:30 pm

ExtremeDrinker wrote:You didn't really use very good grammar in your post, Sigma.

But I am not making games, am I?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 8:42 pm

God i nearly died reqading the subject.
My computer sucks at my job so it's running in 640x480, all I could see was "Forget Fallout 3...."

Happily it's only another joke coming straight out of Interplay.

morris · Post by **morris** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 8:46 pm

I thought this entire post was a joke until I clicked through the lick.... rofl

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:57 pm

It's a race for your life as you navigate Cyrus past deadly toxic sludge and giant radioactive beasts. Use your Bonus weapon to kill the little enemies, and your quick reflexes to avoid the big ones. Do you have what it takes to be a part of the "Brotherhood of Steel"?

So that's the supposed 'rilly hard BOS entry test' Chucky keeps talking about.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:14 pm

I actually thought this was kind of fun...I recently downloaded an abandonware copy of Frogger...This was nostalgic. TO THE MAX! Though, not really.

Zetura Dracos · Post by **Zetura Dracos** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:18 pm

If my deepest despair had coreography I imagine it would look something like that game. After just idly playing the games on there Ive come to the conclusion that Interplay needs to stop making fucking mini-games and get back to getting themselves out of the hole.

Also, strangely enough, Vault Dash somehow makes the Redneck Rampage Mailbox Bash game playable and even has better grammar.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:23 pm

It's like Frogger! Except shit.

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:50 pm

Slave_Master wrote:It's like Frogger! Except shit.

Yeah, it's pretty bad when you work for a company that can't even make a decent Frogger clone. How fucked is Interplay? Judging by playing Vault Dash, profoundly fucked.

taltiren · Post by **taltiren** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:28 am

yep, that is shit alright. maybe theyre trying to make Fallout:BS look better by comparison.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:52 am

god wtf do they have to use the name Cyrus

mother fuckers. fucking interplay

god wtf?

man. FUCK

i was going to change my name to Cyrus but now i'm having second thoughts

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:29 am

when you get a million points a post-apoc hooker comes out of your comp and greets you into the BOS.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 6:12 am

Interplay is stoopid! If they wanted to make this game successful, they should have called it:

Fallout: Roadkill

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 11:50 am

Shaft does the voice overs for this game huh?

Inin · Post by **Inin** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 4:39 am

"They say this cat Cyrus is a bad mother-
SHUT YO MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Cyrus.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!"

Heading to blockbuster to rent Shaft to brush up on urban skills for FO:POS,

Inin

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 5:11 am

Damn... I almost got my hopes up.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 8:36 pm

They should have called him Cyrus X