How to make a H-Bomb.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 7:36 pm

How to make your own H-Bomb.

In 3 easy steps.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 7:40 pm

Myth: Radiation is bad for you.

Fact: Everything is bad for you if you have too much of it. If you eat too many bananas you'll get a stomach-ache. If you get too much sun you can get sunburned (or even skin cancer). Same thing with radiation. Too much may make you feel under the weather, but nuclear industry officials insist that there is no evidence that low-level radiation has any really serious adverse effects. And, high-level radiation may bring unexpected benefits. It speeds up evolution by weeding out unwanted genetic types and creating new ones. (Remember the old saying, "Two heads are better than one.") Nearer to home, it's plain that radiation will get rid of pesky crab grass and weeds, and teenagers will find that brief exposure to a nuclear burst vaporizes acne and other skin blemishes. (Many survivors of the Hiroshima bomb found that they were free from skin and its attendant problems forever.)

^is that real?

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 7:47 pm

No?

Cool site, I made a few dozen of those babies, but I don't know any Afghans so I'll just have to build a radioactive playground out of them or something like that instead?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 7:51 pm

That thing's like all over the internet. No, it's definaely not real, but it's kinda funny all the same.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 7:56 pm

SO - Radiation really is bad for you it's not a myth? EWPS shouldn'tve eaten plu-ton-i-um. ()=-!

Jack_Deth · Post by **Jack_Deth** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 11:59 pm

Yea, that everything is bad for you is funny.

Icabod · Post by **Icabod** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 1:34 am

I thought the part about swinging a bucket of unstable atoms mixed with highly corrosive acid around your head for 45 minutes was the most humorous part.

Rev · Post by **Rev** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:03 am

yay! thats just what all the terrorist need a site that tell them how to build a H-bomb step by step...

I thought the part about swinging a bucket of unstable atoms mixed with highly corrosive acid around your head for 45 minutes was the most humorous part.

yeah that was pritty funny.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:29 am

yay! thats just what all the terrorist need a site that tell them how to build a H-bomb step by step...

So? The tough part is finding the uranium and crazy shit, and finding a person to build it.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:48 am

Yeah, if they can find those things without coming off as suspicious and actually making the bomb from thsoe instructions, then they deserve to blow some shit up.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:16 am

A Fact: It's "an H-Bomb". Not "a H-Bomb", "an H-Bomb".
You would say "a Hydrogen-Bomb" but not "a H-Bomb". Try spelling the letter "H".

Grammar Nazi strikes again.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:32 am

Wow, im not sure if this is healthy. You're no authority on the English language yourself, nor am I.

This thread isn't dedicated to spelling/grammar, ok?

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 1:49 pm

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 10:14 am

Kashluk, oh wise one. I falter in your presence with your eternal knowledge.

Now get out of my thread Nazi douchebag!