Duck and Cover

This may have been posted before, and if so feel free to delete the thread (if so, it'll at least give Iohkus something to do in this F:BOS forum).

Fallout: Brotha'hood of Steel Xbox art:




Here's a pic of a weird play-dough looking mutant:



Is it just me or is this game looking more and more bizzare? Interplay is right, it should be delayed...permanently!

Whenever I need to decide something, I always think to myself "What would Mr. T do?" When it comes to deciding if I'm going to go to bed, I think to myself "Mr. T pities sleep", that's why I always stay up really late.

Speaking of Mr.T, did you guys see that SNL sketch with him and Eddie Murphy?

The Mr. Robinson thingy, Eddie puts on his glitter shoes and he tells us from where those drums come from.

That is the best cleavage picture I've seen out of this game so far. Looks like their improving their quality somewhat now.

Seriously, that is one hot rack on the box art.

s4ur0n27 wrote:Speaking of Mr.T, did you guys see that SNL sketch with him and Eddie Murphy?

The Mr. Robinson thingy, Eddie puts on his glitter shoes and he tells us from where those drums come from.

'The new word for today is "PAIN".'

It's priceless.

Also, that mutant general is t3h 3ndb0ss OMFG LOL!

You know where drums come from boys and girl?
From AFRIKA!

And you where THESE drums come from?

lol

God I love his glittah shoes

the box art looks shit, if they retail that, it wont sell to anyone. the mutie general looks shite, and the skulls he has are far too big to be human, and too small to be mutant's skulls. gawd i cant wait for this to crash and burn.

Kharn wrote:Also, that mutant general is t3h 3ndb0ss OMFG LOL!

Haha, it probably is the final boss. Well, I decided to give you guys the biggest gameplaying tip of the year. Just run circles around him while firing, and you win! That idiotic tactic always works in these types of games. Great AI Interplay! Speaking of which, Interplay should let an AI computer run their company, it can't do any worse than it's doing now.

Also, about the box art. Where are the mini-guns? And why is everyone wearing bracers around their wrists?

Interplay is managed by some Drugwar-like program it seems.

Menno wrote:And why is everyone wearing bracers around their wrists?

Please Menno, haven' t you learned anything from Chuck? Those are 'omfg Brotherhud of St33l Magikal Bracers of Armur + 5000' !!! What else is going to protect you out there in the Wasteland? Thongs? Besides, it looks uber-cewl!!!!


Speaking of ridiculous AI; didn' t the gameplay trailer feature the "keep running around and shoot them"-trick already?

Who else thinks that green bar under the health bar is for Mana?
OR MAYBE, "PSI ENERGY" :-!

Calal wrote:Please Menno, haven' t you learned anything from Chuck? Those are 'omfg Brotherhud of St33l Magikal Bracers of Armur + 5000' !!! What else is going to protect you out there in the Wasteland? Thongs? Besides, it looks uber-cewl!!!!

You know, we have alot of people on DAC with alot of different opinions on certain topics, whether it be politics or life in general. Yet we pretty much ALL agree that F:BOS sucks.

Calal wrote:Speaking of ridiculous AI; didn' t the gameplay trailer feature the "keep running around and shoot them"-trick already?

Haha, what the hell are you doing Calal?! How is Prima going to milk money off of the strategy guide if you're giving away the BIGGEST gaming tip away for free!

Here are more...err, beautiful images from this game:

Wow, look how many rounds he's got for his generic "Assault Rifle", almost 10,000 rounds! Who needs infinite ammo codes! And he's taking on that turret Tony Montana style.




Dinosaurs are reborn in the future! Is it just me or is this chick looking more and more like the one from Starcraft: Ghost?




Go get 'em generic cloned badguys!

Menno wrote:Here's a pic of a weird play-dough looking mutant:...

Is it just me or is this game looking more and more bizzare? Interplay is right, it should be delayed...permanently!

At least she isn't having sex with it.

...in that shot, anyway.

wheres the 50's style fucky chucky promised us? so far i've seen none. another promise broken, falldown bos.

avenger69ie wrote:wheres the 50's style fucky chucky promised us? so far i've seen none. another promise broken, falldown bos.

Well there's clearly a fair amount of a 50's style look. Examing the box art, you'll notice there's a male and female on the cover; those were around in the 50's too. Oh wait a sec, a white girl hanging out with a black guy would have been frowned upon in that era. Err, in that case there's no 50's imagery in this game. Oh, the crates do look like they're from the 50's though!

The box art wouldn't be too bad if the legs weren't so freakishly short...and it wasn't Fallout. Everything else is complete shit--and please someone tell me that pink spikey dinosaur is not supposed to be a deathclaw.

kewl,

interplay seems to think that fiddy cent and pink are going to be humanity's last chance at survival.

iohkus wrote:kewl,

interplay seems to think that fiddy cent and pink are going to be humanity's last chance at survival.

Haha, To me it looks like a bald R. Kelly and a dyed-haired Britney Spears. Just be grateful he isn't pissing on her face in the boxart.

And by the way, yes that purple dinosaur (Barney?) is a Deathclaw; though it completely contradicts their own F:BOS concept art. I'm guessing they have alternate colors (though this is just a guess), where Purple Deathclaws are more powerful than Brown ones.

Well, I've been 100% converted now....Before, I was at least willing to rent FOBOS..I even encouraged others to "Give it a chance.."

...But after seeing all this mess, I'm now positive I'm going to set fire to any store that sells the game.

Time to wash that vomit out of my mouth....