How deep is Randy Neslon's throat?

[airsoft guy]

Because this guy is taking every inch of the cock known as FOBOS. My brother got the latest issue of PSM today, and I commandeered it before he could get his hands on it, I wanted to see if they said anything about our favorite game.

This review is quite humorous, mostly because Interplay's balls are on this guys chin, and he keeps asking for more!

He says that one of the best features is the ability to lock onto targets, you know, it frees up your other hand so you can pound your pudd to Nadia, who he says is "hot." I don't think I need to make any comment on his love for pixilated titties; it's funny all by itself.

He goes on to say,� Fallout: BOS really shines in its character customization and interaction with other characters." He thinks this system is better than Fallout's because they give you three whole pre-made characters to choose from, while in Fallout they gave you three pre-made characters, plus the burden of creating your own from scratch, or editing those pre-made characters. Look how far we have come! A world of choices and quality, comparable to that of a fine Italian restaurant, to the awesomeness of a school cafeteria, yes, that's right icky filet mignon to yummy Grade "D" hotdogs.

Now, I don't know about you, but a game that has two-headed cows does not necessarily have to be a X-rated, hee-haw type humor game, complete with swell guy to pick your cotton and digital porn stars, but apparently that's what he thinks makes a game great, because when he says "dark humor" he probably means,� how many swell guy does it take to change a light bulb?" kind of stuff.

He then informs us that we are lucky, that's right, lucky, to have a co-op mode, because everyone loves a good circle jerk, or a lively game of Ookie Cookie.

He says," FBOS has a two-player co-op mode that makes taking on the radioactive monstrosities of The Wasteland more fun, but also introduces a bit of competition as you both go after the spoils of your victories."

I think he has it backwards, because, um, when you play Ookie Cookie, or Soggy Waffle you don't want to go after the "prize" because you just spunked on it. The only rushing you're doing is trying to dump you jizz on this thing so your buddies have to eat it. I'm starting to think that this game isn't directed so much to 12 year olds, but more to drunken frat boys. It sounds like the perfect game to round out a Saturday night, you go get drunk, one of your buddies passes out, you put your penis in his mouth, take a few pictures, find a goat and have sex with it, take more pictures, pick up a six-pack for the trip home, more of your buddies pass out, put your penis in each one of their mouths, take some more pictures, then sit down and play some FOBOS while one of your drunk buddies urinates in your closet thinking it's the bathroom.

Anyway, our reviewer gave the game an "8" and wrapped it up with this,� VERY GOOD. A surprisingly deep, well-written, and entertaining action RPG that offers lots of customization, co-op play, and a great game universe."

I'm not sure what he's comparing this to, obviously not the original Fallout, he probably played Fallout for 15 minutes before he was bored to tears for lack of cursing, boozing, racism, or bouncing tits. I would stop playing too if my idea of fun was wall to wall titties and ass, oh wait it is, this guy must just be a dumbass. My mistake.

[Saint_Proverbius]

It's kind of funny when a reviewer gives a game like this high marks considering what all the other reviewers have said about it. Character customization is a joke, since the vast majority of level up bonuses end up being ADD 5% TO CRITICAL HIT CHANCE FOR bonuses, and even then there's only bonuses for critical chance for melee, ranged, or just in general.

It's also great that the guy is talking about how great the co-op is when you can't swap items with the other character and players automatically pick up anything near them. You might have gobs of AMMOX that your buddy needs, but there's no way to give it to him. Same thing goes for stimpacks, weapons, money, etc. How wonderful could the co-op be?

[Foldy]

Reviews like this are embarrasing; especially when you have a guy who tested the game posting on Gamefaqs about how lazy the devs. were and how half-assed the game turned out to be because of it.

[Spook334]

Reviews in general has been mediocre to bad, which was shown on FO:PoS (how nice it is to be able to write that without getting censured ) forum, so any good reviews are suspect.

http://forums.interplay.com/viewtopic.php?t=39223

Even when IP searched for only the best (for IP that is ) reviews they did not manage to reach 80% in average for anything but a few abnorm reviews. The average they got was pulled down fast when the rest of the reviews was added by a helpfull forum visitor.

A good thing those more realistic reviews are added to save people from buying something they will dislike if they try it.

[Saint_Proverbius]

Reviews like this are embarrasing; especially when you have a guy who tested the game posting on Gamefaqs about how lazy the devs. were and how half-assed the game turned out to be because of it.

Got a link to that?

[Foldy]

Got a link to that?

http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessa ... 239&page=3

The fella's name is ArmedMonkey2000.

[Foldy]

Reviews in general has been mediocre to bad, which was shown on FO:PoS (how nice it is to be able to write that without getting censured ) forum, so any good reviews are suspect.

http://forums.interplay.com/viewtopic.php?t=39223

Even when IP searched for only the best (for IP that is ) reviews they did not manage to reach 80% in average for anything but a few abnorm reviews. The average they got was pulled down fast when the rest of the reviews was added by a helpfull forum visitor.

A good thing those more realistic reviews are added to save people from buying something they will dislike if they try it.

I noticed that. How pathetic.