What the hell is wrong with Quiznos!?

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 5:51 am

Has anyone seen the TV commerical? It makes me hungry, and confused. These creatures and their pulsateing eyes, and deforming mouthes. They make me want a sub real bad, and their song is catchy.
<img src="http://www.quiznos.com/images/contest_creatures.jpg">

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 6:08 am

Those are dead chinchillas. They turn me off. Seriously...Me and my woman were in the middle of messing around, noticed this commercial, and quickly lost interest. Quiznos SUCKS!

Grey Fil · Post by **Grey Fil** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 6:09 am

Whats a quiznos?

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 6:17 am

It's a submarine sandwich place that makes terrible subs. They put them through an oven after they put all the materials on them. Even the mayonaise. Very gross.

I just sent a complaint to them about this commercial, and asked for a replacement condom for the one their commercial forced me to throw away before being used for it's intended purpose. I wonder how they'll respond. Probably give me some coupons that I'll never use.

"I must complain about the new commercial. Those animals with the odd eyes and red-neck mouths are disgusting. My wife and I were being intimate (TV on for noise reduction), and when this commercial came on, we both lost interest completely. Quiznos either owes me a new condom (for the one we wasted) or at least an explanation for what those critters are. They're...odd."

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 6:31 am

Quiznos does really make horrible subs. Their burnt on the outside, and wet on the inside. Still, I enjoyed the commercial. On another note, I have pet chinchillas.

Lunchmeat · Post by **Lunchmeat** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:37 am

Came from http://www.rathergood.com.

Same guy behind both.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 10:34 am

yes, check out "we like the moon"

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 10:37 am

Uh, for a direct link: http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
It's horrible. No wonder you were "turned off", ED.

For more horribleness(?), check out http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/ ,
http://www.rathergood.com/elvis/ and http://www.rathergood.com/lightsaber/ .

Canis Lupus · Post by **Canis Lupus** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 10:43 am

Apparently, the commercials were created by Joel Vietch, the moron behind such things as these:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/series.php

Look at that Tales of the Blode! What the fuck is that bullshit? Did you know that Quizno's approached him to make those ads, and they had to have seen his work before! Quizno's are a bunch of fucking idiots, and I think I'll stick to Subway if, for whatever reason, I ever have a desire for a thirty centermetre-long sandwich.

Grey Fil · Post by **Grey Fil** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 11:33 am

The gay bar trailer wasnt very bad. The rest is just garbage.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 7:04 pm

Or maybe it's - ugh - art in some wicked way?
Like twb and stuff?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 7:19 pm

The internet should stay on the internet. No shitty weebl and bob on mtv, no fucking rathergood ads for sandwiches. It's like all the stuff penny-arcade is doing for other games just to make dorks buy them, as most of the other stuff doesn't work mebbe.

someone make new internet ^-^

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:08 pm

Quiznos sent me an apology. Those are apparently lemurs in the commercial. I'll post it next time, but I'm in a hurry.

The only thing on the rathergood site I enjoyed was the http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/ thing.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:09 am

Quiznos kinda sucks. Subway is decent, Togo's is the best ever, but I don't know if it's only a West Coast thing cause I haven't seen any here in the East.

PaladinHeart · Post by **PaladinHeart** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:21 am

Thanks for the info on the Quiznos. I didn't know their subs were made and then "toasted". That doesn't sound very tasty. Esp with mayo, lettuce, and tomato... eyuck!

Nobody mentioned Arby's! Aside from Subway, Arby's is my fav sub place. Plus they have the best homestyle fries. Their subs are good if you want a quick one (drive thru) and their Arby's Sauce is also really good. But Subway beats them. I just miss that Chicken Ceaser Subway use to make.. man that was the best sandwich! I bet it was loaded with fat n stuff tho the reason they discontinued it :)

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:54 pm

Megatron wrote:The internet should stay on the internet. No shitty weebl and bob on mtv, no fucking rathergood ads for sandwiches. It's like all the stuff penny-arcade is doing for other games just to make dorks buy them, as most of the other stuff doesn't work mebbe.

someone make new internet ^-^

Don't make me come over there and slap you! Weeble and Bob rock!

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 2:13 pm

Campus has Blimpies which stays open till midnight, meaning I can get breakfast on weekends.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 2:20 pm

Quizno's is ok for a change from Subway although they are pricier. Unfortunately Quiznos recently tanked all their stores in Milwaukee for whatever reason, I don't know.

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:36 pm

Three words with regards to the Subway's you find in the UK:-

1. Go
2. to
3. McDonalds.

If you want a "taste of home" when visiting the UK, go to McDonalds. The food tastes the same and the staff don't understand English here either. I've tried 3 different Subways in the UK and none of them can make a Steak and Cheese footlong worth shit! And don't even start me on the chemical piss that's marketed as Mountain Dew over here...

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:47 pm

Go hunt a deer, prepare it above the camp fire and flush it down with a kegful of milk/mead/beer - beats any kind of a fast food restaurant.

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What the hell is wrong with Quiznos!?

What the hell is wrong with Quiznos!?

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