I found this amusing and I haven't seeb any of the LOTR movies....
1) Stand up halfway through the film and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2) Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3) After the film, say "Lucas could have done it better."
4) At some point during the film, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen.
After bouncing off the screen, return quietly to your seat.
5) Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
6) Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
7) Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
8) Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
9) At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians. -
10) Talk like Gollum all through the film.
11) When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12) Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
13) When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
14) Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.
15) In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FORREST, RUN!"
16) Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17) During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Wally?"
18) Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19) Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20) Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
21) Remove the top off your drink, then proceed to light the straw on fire and tell people in the seats around you about a great battle that took place in your cup long ago.
22) When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
23) Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
24) Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theatre during the Shelob scene.
25) Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
26) When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
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