Porn films inspired by actual movies

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 10:04 pm

Someone mentioned Saving Ryan's Privates..

I've seen it, and it was pretty goofy...The sex in the movie was bad, and most of the chicks in it were too fake-breasted to be really enjoyed. Acting wasn't good at all compared to the other spoof movies I've watched.

Some other Spoofs:

Alice in Wonderland (the lost scenes)..It's a live action musical porno...Follows the same story as the book with a few [sexual] exceptions, and the acting is actually kind of good..The chick looks really fucking hot for a 70's chick, too.

A Clockwork Orgy....Terrible acting, and the chicks looked all silicone...Of course it's hard to get porn stars to speak with a British accent, and they ended up sounding really really stupid. Some of the scenes from the Kubric movie were there, like the rape scene, but I believe it was all chicks...Since the chicks are the "droogs" in this flick...The costumes were great, the scenes looked great...But the acting was terrible.

Playmate of the Apes....This was actually really funny movie..The costumes for the apes are just some crappy store baught costumes, the "apes" wear shorts and tank-tops..They're like surfers or stoners..There is one super hot chick in this movie, too...The other 2 aren't very good looking (one looks over 40, the other is just ugly)..The dialogue is stupid, and there are a lot of really bad puns and one-liners...But I liked this...Just because of that one hot chick.

boywoos · Post by **boywoos** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 10:19 pm

I've seen "The Erotic Witch Project"- Absolutely awful however the women were indeed hot.

"Flesh Gordon"- An absolute must see.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 10:40 pm

ExtremeDrinker wrote:It's a live action musical porno...

Now theres a section my local rental store needs.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:17 pm

I've spotted one called Austin Prowlers, but alas, never been able to finish the download properly.

oh, purchase, not download.

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:51 pm

Edward Penishands. Great movie.

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:03 pm

When I was younger I remember seeing a spanish spoof movie of madmax . The story was almost the same , but the raiders were all women , and the water was more important than gasoline.

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:08 pm

not movie, but tv show inspired.

I Cream Of Genie.

Started out inside the Genie's bottle, decked out in the pink outfit and all that. Great flick.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:22 am

MMRW once posted a neat picture of a Beyond Thunderdome parody called Mad Jack: Beyond Thunderbone. I strapped on my lollerskates and did ten laps at the lollerrink.

boywoos · Post by **boywoos** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:29 am

White men can't hump.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:15 am

<a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/articles. ... pergirl</A>.

Edit: Also I believe that Lucas sued some porn company over a porn called "Space Balls" or something.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:37 am

Space Balls was a hilarious movie. Pizza the Hutt, the Schwartz, and all those good things. It wasn't porn though. Definately worth a watch.

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:40 am

Wolfman Walt wrote:Edit: Also I believe that Lucas sued some porn company over a porn called "Space Balls" or something.

It's not a porno, its a real-deal Star Wars spoof. Rick Moranis is in it as Darth Vader (the "Honey, I shrunk the Kids!" guy). It is hilarious. Pizza the Hut is in it too. You should rent it.

EDIT: Damn you jetbaby, you beat me to the post!

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:41 am

No no, this is something else, its porn. Space Balls was made in the 80's, this porn was made in 2002 or something and ALSO titled space balls. One had Lucas' permission, the other didn't.

EDIT: I think everyone should know what the original spaceballs is. Its not only a good movie, but its shown all the time on TBS.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:48 am

I didn't like Spaceballs, it's Mel Brooks at his dumbest. Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein are the way to go.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:52 am

I personally liked "History of the world part 1"

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:52 am

Radar or Mr. Coffee? Hmmmmmm?

How can you not like Spaceballs? It is Absolutely hilarious! Now that I'm thinking of it, I think that I'll take a quick trip over to my local video store, and rent it.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:54 am

Because Atoga is actually Satan, he just pushed the wrong keys when he first got his computer and misspelled his screen name.

Edit: AHAH! I found it. It was called "<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... .DTL">Star Ballz</A>" actually and it was made in 2001.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 3:05 am

Man, you people don't know the meaning of the word funny. Spaceballs is weak, and it pales in comparison to the other things I mentioned.

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 3:07 am

I actually agree with Atoga. Spaceballs was chuckleworthy, but Blazing Saddles is hilarious. I still think "WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT?" is one of the greatest lines ever.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 3:29 am

True enough with Blazing Saddles. However, I still feel Spaceballs has merit. Some things are just utterly stupid humor, but they never get old. Blazing Saddles is the supreme, however, no doubt. Young Frankenstein is also wonderful.