Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... m/penis_dc

Hey, that's both food and sex, right.
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Post by Som Guy »

Right, he thought it was a chicken neck and then the dog just went up and ate it..... He was probably just molesting the dog which caused it to bite off his penis, but to cover up his beastiality he makes up some bullshit cover-story. I mean, seriously, why would the dog just run up and eat it?
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He lives in Romania. He's a podunk dirt farmer. His dog is always starving. Nice meal, eh?
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This is from the Yahoo "tabloid". I don't really believe it.
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Post by atoga »

Not the first time that's happened. And certainly not the last.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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Post by Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD »

Doesn't it make you wonder why the dog instantly ate it?
Maybe the dog was used to having it in its mouth?
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Post by atoga »

I thought it was just that dogs like sausage?
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

Hmm, sausages.
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why the hell do you people look for this stuff on the internet? damnit! why!? and why do i keep clickin those links?!
You are losing it, doesn`t matter, let`s close our eyes and wake up from this dream.....
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