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swell guy From Outer Space - The Official Website

Five homosexual swell guy are gay-patrolling our solar system and thereby discovering Earth. They examine this unknown planet and to their horror realize that woman are still existing. A Gay agent is beamed to Earth and as he is assulted and wounded by a woman, capt. B. Dick of the spacecraft desides to launch operation FEMALE TERMINATION....

review:
Yes, there is a movie out there with that title. Okay, it's a short film (25 min.) but still, check it out if you've got the chance. It's directed by Danish kitsch phenomenon, Mr. Fatman. A group of intergalactic negro anti-heteros invades our sorry planet and starts to turn all straights into happy faires with their anti-hetero spaceguns. Only the cheesiest FX, sets and costumes are used in this B&W spaceopera. "Gay swell guy.." is a good companion piece to "Glen Or Glenda" and "Muliple Maniacs" (remember Edith Massey's pro-gay speech?).
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another review here. And one in the IMDB database, which has this user comment...about...a 'song'...it can't fucking be...

The music is amazing as well. "Gay swell guy Eat Pigs and Fly on Penises Made of Ham and Brown Ham, Because They're Gay swell guy" is an oscar-worthy song. This song plays during the scene when Gay swell guy Jim rapes a toilet and explodes, and unless you're souless, it will make you cry.

The stuff of legends

Can this be the next Fallout?

One of my friends owns this. He swears it's cool, but I'm not willing to go over to his house long enough for him to play the video...Just owning it is enough to make me avoid it.

Plus, he has dreams about me and my amazing penis.

Kerry is a moron. swell guy is hilarious. Now I need to see it.

those, swell guy...sure have strange hair...GAY HAIR

What, you DONT like the gayhawk haircut?

I like it alot, it makes meh laugh.

I love how they make "swell guy" all one word. And capitalized.

capt. B. Dick of the spacecraft desides to launch operation FEMALE TERMINATION....

....right after they go to Bloomingdale's.

I hate swell guy. Fucking fags. Oh, well.

Well people can see I am anti-gay.

Carib FMJ wrote:I hate swell guy. Fucking fags. Oh, well.

Well people can see I am anti-gay.

Don't tell them that. I don't think having an anime OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone will help my point of view.

Wow! Those crazy foreign films are pretty interesting and swell guy From Outer Space is just plain fucking weird for a movie. Those foreign directors are just plain insane and can either A.Make a Brilliant Movie or B.Make a movie that makes a gay rights parade seem like church meet.This movie so far looks like choice B which means it will be funny in a terrible I can't believe I fucking watched this type of way.

Another movie that craptacular was Jubilee (more info here: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0076240/) in fact I watched it all the way through hoping it would redeem itself but in turn I realized I got fucked out of $2.18 at the video store. The most interesting part of this movie was Adam Ants character getting his shit handed to him by some cops doing their job. The writing on the box may be interesting but by all means whatever you do, DONOT SEE THIS MOVIE or you are in for a british cock fest. No kidding.

OH NOES

How hard can it be to resist deleting a post?

Janus Matchell wrote: Another movie that craptacular was Jubilee... The writing on the box may be interesting but by all means whatever you do, DONOT SEE THIS MOVIE or you are in for a british cock fest.

First, don't steal my word. I was using "craptacular" long before people could find pictures of you next to it in the dictionary. Secondly, I believe you're the only person on here that enjoys British cock fests.

Retlaw83 wrote:

Janus Matchell wrote: Another movie that craptacular was Jubilee... The writing on the box may be interesting but by all means whatever you do, DONOT SEE THIS MOVIE or you are in for a british cock fest.

First, don't steal my word. I was using "craptacular" long before people could find pictures of you next to it in the dictionary. Secondly, I believe you're the only person on here that enjoys British cock fests.

Alright retlaw I have never ever heard or even read you even using or inventing the word craptacular.Second I did not by any means at all enjoy Jubilee I am merely warning all at the DAC of how horrible the movie was and still is to this very moment. And since you seem to be on a defensive at the moment maybe you like gay swell guy from outer space cock. Who knows? I am still of the mind set that you talk out of your ass and spew diarrhea with every word you speak. I could be wrong but here's a quote from you from a couple of weeks ago to strengthen my point.

Janus Matchell wrote:

Retlaw83 wrote:

Blargh wrote:Or perhaps, just perhaps - Retlaw simply read your latest . . contribution . . and responded in his usual, persistent, predictable manner ?

I didn't read his latest contribution, as his posts aren't so much coherent sentences as a bunch of random words strung together. Looking at his style of writing gives me an unspeakable headache. Calling Janus' attempts at communication coherent language is like calling a mokey throwing feces at a wall art.

So retlaw what is a mokey? I never heard of them ever, then again a mokey must be in the same boat as a darf, refils and dargons. I must admit my attempts at communication are shit but hey man you have the M4D SPEELIG SKIISS!!!

Merry Christmas and quit trying to ride my ass,
Janus Matchell

Oh no ! Retlaw, you forgot an N ! However shall you redeem yourself from this travesty ? Your credibility, your image, your presence - evaporated !

I am shocked. Truly, I am.

Janus, you are a petty, irritating cunt. Any one of us could provide entire chapters of your inane, mind-numbingly awful drivel, replete with your characteristic, numerous spelling and grammatical errors, with frequent physically painful fuck ups brought about by abortive attempts at intelligent thought on your part.

However, that would be entirely unnecessary, as the measure of your character is common knowledge.

Searching for a point amidst all this wacky madness ? Here you are : Further attempts at the art of zing when you are so obviously permanently inept, will only speed the digging of your grave, so to write. Huzzah.

Zing D:

I'm quite frankly surprised he had the ability to use the quote tags correctly in the second section of his post.

I'm also suprised and amused that there's a production company called "Worldwide Gaymovies."

Blargh wrote:Oh no ! Retlaw, you forgot an N ! However shall you redeem yourself from this travesty ? Your credibility, your image, your presence - evaporated !

I am shocked. Truly, I am.

As for my misspelling of monkey, I don't know how I'll ever live it down. It has destroyed my reputation, and I've spent many a sleepless night thinking about it. The only honorable thing to do is for me to commit hari kari or stick my ballsack in a garbage disposal.

Retlaw83 wrote:I'm quite frankly surprised he had the ability to use the quote tags correctly in the second section of his post.

I'm also suprised and amused that there's a production company called "Worldwide Gaymovies."

Blargh wrote:Oh no ! Retlaw, you forgot an N ! However shall you redeem yourself from this travesty ? Your credibility, your image, your presence - evaporated !

I am shocked. Truly, I am.

As for my misspelling of monkey, I don't know how I'll ever live it down. It has destroyed my reputation, and I've spent many a sleepless night thinking about it. The only honorable thing to do is for me to commit hari kari or stick my ballsack in a garbage disposal.

Yup so why haven't you removed yourself from the genetic equation retlaw? As for what what Blargh wrote amen brother but I fuck up intentionally to give people with grammatical skills headaches and/or aneurysms. So either way I like torturing those who have the intection of insulting me and so far it works...

Yes I'm so sure it's on purpose. You're probably stupid on purpose, too?

Janus Matchell wrote: Yup so why haven't you removed yourself from the genetic equation retlaw? As for what what Blargh wrote amen brother but I fuck up intentionally to give people with grammatical skills headaches and/or aneurysms. So either way I like torturing those who have the intection of insulting me and so far it works...

You're probably the biggest fuckstick to walk the planet. You're a mental defficient, descended from the experiments in which the Nazis tried to crossbreed humans with apes.

Also, as for your blatantly stupid posts, it's quite obvious that they're a product of your inability to string together a full sentence and write in paragraph form. Now go back to watching gay bestaility porn and leave us decent folk alone before I track you down and fuck you in the face.

Why do you always need to do references to sick porn shit, Retlaw?