King Conan Is Coming!

Post by **King of Creation** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:08 pm

http://www.superherohype.com/news.php?id=2093

King Conan: Crown of Iron Receives Financing
Source: IGN Filmforce
October 11, 2004

IGN Filmforce reports that writer/director John Milius has received financing for King Conan: Crown of Iron.

Milius is currently in Turkey where he has secured full funding for King Conan. If that's the case, that would mean Warner Brothers would only have to distribute the film rather than finance it.

Milius is said to be scouting locations in Turkey for filming and that Arnold Schwarzenegger may still be involved with the project.

Thanks to 'Stax' for the heads up.

Damn Straight.

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:05 am

It's gonna suck

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:21 am

Are you kidding, that's fucking awesome! Now Conan the Barbarian can finally pick up his Sword of Tax Breaks and wield it through the power of Energy Use Reform.

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:58 am

This is REALLY gonna suck if it doesn't have arnold in it.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:18 pm

We'll probably get The Rock as the hero and Goldberg as the bad guy, and Heath Ledger as the hero's bitch.

The original movies rock though. Except for the bitch in the first one, which was incredibly manly.

Sol Invictus · Post by **Sol Invictus** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:41 pm

Heath Ledger is Conan.

Post by **King of Creation** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:04 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:Except for the bitch in the first one, which was incredibly manly.

If I'm not mistaken, she is a man. Or at least the most manly female alive. Perhaps a geneological disorder?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:53 pm

Whenever I closed my eyes during the movie, I'd see her face with a mustache.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:21 pm

That turns me on, Susan

ANyways Arnold is supposed to be involved with T4 and now this, but supposedly there kinda comeo roles. I dont know if he going to run for governer again.

xbow · Post by **xbow** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:43 am

Since it won't star the governator the flick will blow massive chunks if it is ever made. So the lead actor might as well be pee-wee herman for all I care.

S4ur0n wrote: The original movies rock though. Except for the bitch in the first one, which was incredibly manly.

Sandhal Bergman's beak was my main objection to her in Conan The Barbarian. She corrected the beak with a nose job in the mid 80's and since then she has been seen in a few very forgetable flicks such as Hell Comes To Frog Town. The Beak Factor

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:04 am

She killed Snow White, I tells you.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:13 pm

nice nose, bitch

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:26 am

T3 was chit, so T4 will probably be even worse.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:28 am

T3 wasn't that bad. Anyway, I was expecting it to be way worse.

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:15 am

yeah, the crane scene was pretty awesome...

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:17 am

The movie was.. boring, and the actor that played the Terminatrix was horrible.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:42 pm

I agree with Nico, except this is a fucking Conan thread, no? Yes, bitch.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:51 pm

It's an Arnold thread in disguise.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:20 pm

Arnold isn't witty enough to disguise himself. See commando.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:30 pm

Who needs a disguise when you can assault an army on their home turf single handely and not only beat them, but beat them with shed equipment?