Duck and Cover

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:46 pm**

When you wipe? Just curious.

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:48 pm**

Freak.

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:54 pm**

Crumple. None of that folding shit. Those who disagree can die.

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:08 pm**

And once again, I'm eating. Shouldn't this be in the Wasteland?

Fold. You get more use out of it.

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:39 pm**

Fold. What's the point of crumpling?

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:41 pm**

Fold of course!

Atoga, you'll change your tune when you get a hairy arse

Another question, standing or sitting?

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:43 pm**

Shit standing up? I don't think so.

Yet another classic question: Is the toilet paper hung overhand or underhand?

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:44 pm**

If you stand up completely to wipe, the shit smears around your ass cheeks, which isn't cool. However, if you stay sitting, it's hard to really reach in there and get it all. That's why I do kind of a crouch.

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:45 pm**

Sorry dood, let me re-iterate. [Bizzarely this is quite a common pub discussion]

Some of my peeps wipe their arse standing rather than sitting.

DIZUSS

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:46 pm**

Mr. Teatime wrote:Freak.

Ha ha Teatime, once again you underestimate the penchant this community has for discussing the un-discussable.

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:48 pm**

Oh. Sitting, I think. Not something I've given much thought to.

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:43 pm**

I roll forward on the floor so I'm resting on my forehead with my butt in the air like ? just don't care. Then I just sort of rub it off with the poo-towel.

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:02 am**

I sort of bend at the knees, I guess.

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:56 am**

Megatron wrote:I roll forward on the floor so I'm resting on my forehead with my butt in the air like ? just don't care. Then I just sort of rub it off with the poo-towel.

That is the first time I have laughed so hard that I cried over something on the internet in about 2 years. Good job, man..Good job.

As for me. I'm a folder, and a sitting wiper--> back to front, or something. Don't know what ass hair really has to do with the way one wipes..I don't get any dingleberries. Nor do I have a vagina to worry about smearing shit into.

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:57 am**

sit & fold...

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:03 am**

sit and fold all the way, cant believe im taking part in this.......

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:08 am**

I can't believe there's no photos/illustrations yet.

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:38 am**

omg, I'm laughing so much, too.

http://ratemypoo.rotten.com/datastore/f ... 558db1.jpg

NOT WORKSAFE DOUCHES

And I guess, fold and sitting. Or with my hands.

And I like having someone do it for me.

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:44 am**

just use the three seashells...

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:01 am**

There are two theories to the use/operation of the three sea shells. They are:

1. The three sea shells are very stationary and appear to be push buttons. More than likely push to wash, push to rinse and push to dry.

2. Insert partially, rotate, remove, repeat (three different sizes/textures) and put 'em back in the sanitizer when you're done.

Which do you prefer?

Duck and Cover

Do you crumple or fold

Do you crumple or fold