Clint Eastwood vs. John Wayne

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:13 am

DISCUES

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:28 am

Clint Eastwood.

:dinosaur:

A Frippian nightmare, eh?

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:03 am

What the hell kind of question is that? The Duke would win, of course, seeing as though he's the father of all bad-assery.

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:12 am

Retlaw83 wrote:What the hell kind of question is that? The Duke would win, of course, seeing as though he's the father of all bad-assery.

FUCK YEAH!!! GO DUUUKE!!!!!!

pilgrim...

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:26 am

Clint "Hang 'Em High"

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:00 pm

This is a tough one because I worship both of them, so I'll go with a 3rd party. Franco Nero.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:09 pm

Clint, he's got the better voice.

boywoos · Post by **boywoos** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:44 am

Clint definately. You have so many great violent westerns; High Plains drifter, fistful/a few dollars/the G,B&U. Then there's stuff like Kellys Hero's, Escape from Alcatraz nad the Dirty Harry Series.

John Wayne was just a cowardly, flat footed, commie witch hunting redneck.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:53 am

John Wayne kicks ass. And he'd break your neck for saying otherwise. Then he'd fuck your woman and ride off into the sunset.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:23 am

I've never seen any Wayne movies. The few Eastwood movies I saw were pretty cool... but I'm not much of a Western fan.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:37 am

Clint Eastwood.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:14 am

CHARLES BRONSON, FOOSJ00Z

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:39 am

Franz Schubert wrote:I've never seen any Wayne movies. The few Eastwood movies I saw were pretty cool... but I'm not much of a Western fan.

You probably love Citizen Kane dont you?

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:00 pm

Wasn't Wayne a homosexual?

That does akinda eliminate his awesomeness, so Eastwood wins.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:04 pm

I have respect for Eastwood because he's a pretty good director, and clearly an intelligent and thoughtful person, unlike most of the hollywood actors.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:47 pm

He was also mayor of a town at one point.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:21 pm

My grandfather is the mayor of a town, but nobody cares D :

Eastwood played in a lot of shitty movies too, and his trip into Connely's police novels was pure shit.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:22 am

John Wayne rules because a serial killer was named after him. How many serial killers are named Clint Eastwood?

Sure there's the whole Clint Eastwood bridge in Back to the Future, but that's because you noobs wouldn't know a good John Wayne reference if it tore out your spleen and stomped it with it's size eleven combat boots.

The only real comparison between John Wayne and Eastwood is their height. They're both 6'4.

John Wayne, when asked how he wanted to be remembered, replied: 'Feo, Fuerte y Formal" - Spanish proverb meaning
"He was ugly, strong and had dignity"

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:34 am

CLint used to be the mayor of Carmel in CA which I visit sometimes. He also owns a resturant there called the "hogs breath" and has a club house/golfcourse he owns. I dont know if he lives there still, he probably just goes around with his different houses in different places.

I didnt know John Wayne was 6'4 but I could believe Clint was cause he always looked tall in his movies. I always remeber john wayne sitting down .

Post by **Retlaw83** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:56 am

Nicolai wrote:Wasn't Wayne a homosexual?
That does akinda eliminate his awesomeness, so Eastwood wins.

John Wayne Gacey, the serial killer, was a homo, you twit. John Wayne the actor was one of the straightest men in history.

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Clint Eastwood vs. John Wayne