Duck and Cover

http://www.urbandead.com/

Browser-based zombie game. It's fun for an amazing 3 minutes then you have to wait another day. Make sure to stay inside barricaded houses at the end of a turn and don't use your pistol to fight zombies.

Your a moron. This game absolutelly stinks.

I dunno, I got a kick out of it.

It is to be expected that the sublime MR Snake would declare others intellectually deficient over something as important as a difference of opinion. Insightful.

For the sake of being contrary, I thought the game was highly amusing.

no good

mazing 3 minutes

Listen SHIT BREAD, this game is fun because you can nearly hit people with a fire-axe ok? Go back to NMA fuck face

2 minutes 30 seconds would be mroe accurate. Yes it would.

Shit bread? How dare you?!!?!!

Lets see my history of the game.

You fire your gun and miss the zombie.
You fire your gun and miss the zombie.
You fire your gun and miss the zombie.
You fire your gun and miss the zombie.
Your out of bullets.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
end of turns.

Thats what I call good family entertainment.

You lack talent maybe

Megatron wrote: this game is fun because you can nearly hit people with a fire-axe ok?

Bloodlines.

Didn't work in bloodlines for me. Every time I used the axe, instead of hitting anything, my character got some center gravity thing going and started spinning around his own axis.

This game suffers the same problem most webbrower games do, good idea but bad transition into a game.

But it's still just in beta stage so I hope they improve it abit more. More graphics would be nice.

EDIT:

Site overloaded. Hello, too-many-people from Metafilter, and anywhere else that's linked to Urban Dead as a result, and sorry, existing players.

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What a way to kill the immersion. Thanks guys!

Nothing beats car wars tho...

Site overloaded. Hello, too-many-people from Metafilter, and anywhere else that's linked to Urban Dead as a result, and sorry, existing players.

Check back a bit later, and the load might have lightened.

Same thing happened to me. Pity, it didn't look half bad.

Aneurysm wrote:Nothing beats car wars tho...

Damn right, mofo!

Since your last turn:

* Game News: Significant new game features have been added since your last move. Read Game News (08-01 21:13 GMT)
* A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the south. (08-02 01:10 GMT)
* A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 12 blocks to the north. (08-02 06:52 GMT)
* Diseaser said "hello" (08-02 09:08 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 13:04 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 14:26 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:28 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:28 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:29 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:30 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north. (08-02 15:21 GMT)
* A flare was fired 8 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the north. (08-02 16:51 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 17:40 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 17:41 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-02 19:03 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 20:33 GMT)
* A flare was fired 12 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (08-02 21:08 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 21:52 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 21:54 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 21:55 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 21:58 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 13 blocks to the south. (08-03 03:39 GMT)
* A flare was fired 7 blocks to the east and 5 blocks to the north. (08-04 08:39 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the north. (08-04 13:48 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-04 15:06 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the north. (08-04 18:48 GMT)
* A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the north. (08-04 19:54 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the north. (08-04 20:17 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the south. (08-04 22:10 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (08-04 23:50 GMT)
* A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the north. (08-05 00:15 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the north. (08-05 01:26 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-05 11:26 GMT)
* Game News: A tagging mission has been announced. Read Game News (08-05 16:54 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 12 blocks to the north. (08-05 19:15 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the north. (08-05 19:33 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the south. (08-05 22:24 GMT)
* Game News: Weather warning. Citizens are advised to remain indoors. Read Game News (08-07 11:19 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (08-07 19:14 GMT)

You have been killed.

Awesome.

I've still got Car Wars on a CD somewhere in my CUPBOARD OF DOOM.

atoga wrote:Since your last turn:

* Game News: Significant new game features have been added since your last move. Read Game News (08-01 21:13 GMT)
* A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the south. (08-02 01:10 GMT)
* A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 12 blocks to the north. (08-02 06:52 GMT)
* Diseaser said "hello" (08-02 09:08 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 13:04 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 14:26 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:28 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:28 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:29 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:30 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north. (08-02 15:21 GMT)
* A flare was fired 8 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the north. (08-02 16:51 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 17:40 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 17:41 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-02 19:03 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 20:33 GMT)
* A flare was fired 12 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (08-02 21:08 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 21:52 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 21:54 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 21:55 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 21:58 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 13 blocks to the south. (08-03 03:39 GMT)
* A flare was fired 7 blocks to the east and 5 blocks to the north. (08-04 08:39 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the north. (08-04 13:48 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-04 15:06 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the north. (08-04 18:48 GMT)
* A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the north. (08-04 19:54 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the north. (08-04 20:17 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the south. (08-04 22:10 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (08-04 23:50 GMT)
* A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the north. (08-05 00:15 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the north. (08-05 01:26 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-05 11:26 GMT)
* Game News: A tagging mission has been announced. Read Game News (08-05 16:54 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 12 blocks to the north. (08-05 19:15 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the north. (08-05 19:33 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the south. (08-05 22:24 GMT)
* Game News: Weather warning. Citizens are advised to remain indoors. Read Game News (08-07 11:19 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (08-07 19:14 GMT)

You have been killed.

Awesome.

lol

Yeah thanks for the link Megatron, I have a level 7 soldier. And I one lucky fucker because I hit every 50% of the time. It could be the fact I got pistol and shotgun training but I think it's luck. Also playing a zombie is about as much fun as having your balls ripped off by Bruce Willis. Note: that is not fun.

Janus Matchell wrote:as much fun as having your balls ripped off by Bruce Willis. Note: that is not fun.

Writing from personal experience ? Seems so. Could you post pictures ? Perhaps set we curious souls up with a mpeg of the event ? That'd be wonderful. Yes.