Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:20 pm
yeah i guess we better stop making shit up to offend the persians, its not like this really happened
You know how the saying goes:
"History was written by the Iranian government."
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:55 pm
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:39 pm
It's not like I have anything against denigration and blatant propaganda, but if you seriously believe that 300 accurately depicts anything then you are - to put it bluntly - fucking stupid.
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:46 pm
What are you talking about? It's a well known fact that the U.S. Study on Iranian culture concluded that the country is full of mutants.
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:55 pm
Best of all is that a certain "The Art Institutes" organisation ran a campaign to promote the film (to prospective students). Only in America?
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:59 pm
Waaaaait a minute?
This is Xerxes? The allmighty Xerxes of Persia?
Xerxes the First, the man who punished the sea after it annoyed him?
That pussy?
The movie is ruined now..
This is Xerxes? The allmighty Xerxes of Persia?
Xerxes the First, the man who punished the sea after it annoyed him?
That pussy?
The movie is ruined now..
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:01 pm
No matter since Darius pwns him anyway.
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:24 pm
isnt this guy not from Yu-gi-oh - the movie or something?Superhaze wrote:
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:57 pm
He's 9 feet tall though.
I donno, the comic didn't have all the fantasy elements? There were no fucking mutant Immortals, no goat heads, there were deformed people - sure - but what about a fucking dude with swords for arms? Kinda ruined it for me. Also the fact it was just not so good.
I donno, the comic didn't have all the fantasy elements? There were no fucking mutant Immortals, no goat heads, there were deformed people - sure - but what about a fucking dude with swords for arms? Kinda ruined it for me. Also the fact it was just not so good.
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:19 pm
Speaking of retarded people and their historian friends.
300 ISN'T ACCURATE!
http://www.thestar.com/article/190493
NO SHIT FUCKTARD.
300 ISN'T ACCURATE!
http://www.thestar.com/article/190493
NO SHIT FUCKTARD.
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:34 pm
One hundred trees minus 99 is reasonably accurate, pertaining to the comic.
Alas, at the time of Thermopylae I was tooling around (what would eventually become) Brazil, so I really cannot comment upon the veracity of the film regarding history/mythology. Ehue.
Alas, at the time of Thermopylae I was tooling around (what would eventually become) Brazil, so I really cannot comment upon the veracity of the film regarding history/mythology. Ehue.
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:11 pm
What can you tell us of the creation of the earth. Didn't you feel a lack of meaningful conversation before mankind learned to speak properly? Or is it worse now? Was it you who brought fire to man? Are you afraid of the atomic bomb?
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:04 pm
Dont worry little boy.. i wont spartanize anyone... yet. :drunkandslobbering:300's Persians are ahistorical monsters and freaks. Xerxes is eight feet tall, clad chiefly in body piercings and garishly made up, but not disfigured. No need – it is strongly implied Xerxes is homosexual which, in the moral universe of 300, qualifies him for special freakhood. This is ironic given that pederasty was an obligatory part of a Spartan's education. This was a frequent target of Athenian comedy, wherein the verb "to Spartanize" meant "to bugger." In 300, Greek pederasty is, naturally, Athenian.
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:26 pm
I just don't see the point in making a movie about a historical event from a comic if you alredy have a good story in reality.
And mutants? It's like making a movie about Vietnam war with Klingons instead of vietnamesse...
And mutants? It's like making a movie about Vietnam war with Klingons instead of vietnamesse...
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:41 pm
Add in John Matrix and I think you'd have the movie of the century.emoutofthevee wrote:And mutants? It's like making a movie about Vietnam war with Klingons instead of vietnamesse...
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:05 am
Because you don't have a good story. You have a vague idea of events that transpired a long time ago, about which there is no reliable information because the major historian that wrote about the event came several generations later.emoutofthevee wrote:I just don't see the point in making a movie about a historical event from a comic if you alredy have a good story in reality.
And mutants? It's like making a movie about Vietnam war with Klingons instead of vietnamesse...
And I heartily agree with Walt. Vietnam with Klingons and John Matrix has me sold.
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:11 am
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:30 am
A true patriot 
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:30 am
He should be awarded with Medal of Honor and a $1500 fine.
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:33 pm
Probably didn't happen, but the guy's a true blue anyway.