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DAC movie roles
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:43 pm
by POOPERSCOOPER
K i just saw The CUbe and I thought which DAC people would fit the roles best.
Cop/bad guy- Teatime
Depressed/good guy- JohnPnP
student chick- Subhuman
PETA activist- Kashluk
retard- Susan
You can do the same movies or make a new one
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:19 pm
by Blargh
The Cube and it's abysmal sequel are cinematic wastes. I'd dearly like to track down the people responsible and extract their kidneys through their nostrils.
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:03 pm
by Mismatch
Blargh wrote:I suck cocks since my anus is bleeding and noone wants to fuck me good.
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:15 pm
by Blargh
I hope you realise you're a twat, Mismatch.
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:15 pm
by Mismatch
aye
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:26 pm
by S4ur0n27
Is there really a retard in the Cube?
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:28 pm
by POOPERSCOOPER
yes he can do astronimical numbers and chit.
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:30 pm
by the guardian
Yes.
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:33 pm
by Spazmo
One thing I didn't get was that each person in the Cube in the first movie was put there because they supposedly had some skill or ability that'd be essentialy to survival. The math kid could figure out the stuff with the numbers, the engineer was handy because he'd designed part of the Cube and provided vital information to escape, the retard was useful because he could identify prime numbers at a glance and help the math kid and the ex-con was useful because he was a pro at escaping shit. But the two others... the doctor may have been useful initially to convince the retard to help, but that cop guy was seemingly just there to go insane.
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:34 pm
by Blargh
Idiot Savant or some such. Probably politically incorrect. Think :
Rain Man.
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:45 pm
by Mismatch
ok, here, some startrek characters (do add more, I dont know that many):
Scotty: DU
Kirk: Teatime (I suppose)
Data: Spaz
O'Hura (or howevah its spelled): Aneuryshssssmm
spock: 4too
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:08 pm
by Mr. Teatime
Does that mean I have to kiss aneurysm?
And who'd be the disposable red shirts?
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:15 pm
by Mismatch
Does that mean I have to kiss aneurysm?
I thought you already had
And who'd be the disposable red shirts?
Susan?
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:32 pm
by Spazmo
It's Uhura. Redshirts are uncredited anyways.
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:47 pm
by Kashluk
PETA Activist?
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 12:40 pm
by Megatron
I will now re-cast the movie 'Rambo: First Blood'
John Rambo: Doc Hill
The Sheriff guy: John PNP
The Colonel guy: porcu
LOL
Cube was good. The others are a bit shit.
Gosford Park: Blargh LOL
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:01 pm
by Blargh
Ryan's Daughter (1970) -
Michael, originally played by Sir John Mills : Meg. LOL.
Everyone else : who cares ? LOL.
LOL.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:12 pm
by Aneurysm
Heh too bad I dont watch star treck, who's Uhora ?
Porcu would make a good colonel, he is always giving us msg of hope.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 3:36 pm
by Kashluk
If this forum was Firemen Get Hot And Sweaty On Each Other 9, we'd all be playing the lead role.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 3:41 pm
by Blargh
Kashluk wrote:If this forum was Firemen Get Hot And Sweaty On Each Other 9, we'd all be playing the lead role.
We would ? Why ?