Duck and Cover

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:19 pm**

While not post-apocalyptic, I do feel this is in line with what we do here. I made it awhile back. The first three images were done four years ago, back in high school.

So, I proudly present the Baby Kicker series.

The Baby Kicker: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789087/

The Baby Kicker Strikes Back: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789139/

Return of the Baby Kicker: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789156/

The Baby Kicker's Side Kick: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789172/

The Baby Kicker's Split Kick: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789194/

The Baby Kicker Live in Concert: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789706/

Fall of the Baby Kicker: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789931/

EDIT: By the way, be sure to read by the comments on some of the pictures made by some chick named Nic-Nic.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:24 am**

Hahah, fuckin awesome. Excellent work, Ret.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:29 am**

That was really fairly awesome. Excellent work, Ret. Excellent comment, GG.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:11 am**

Nic-Nic has some pretty shitty ass stuff, don't know why she is saying your art sucks.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:17 am**

Nic Nic is a girl and therefore deserves to die... (unless she could be put to use as a sexslave or do some menial tasks)

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:38 am**

The Fall of the Baby Kicker made me cry

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:33 am**

Alexander wrote:Nic Nic is a girl and therefore deserves to die... (unless she could be put to use as a sexslave or do some menial tasks)

I've seen pictures of her on her DevArt account. Don't know about her body, but her face is atrocious.

Kashluk wrote:The Fall of the Baby Kicker made me cry

I know. But it had to end sometime.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:06 am**

Interesting series, definitely.

I'd write 'don't let Nic Nic's overly emotional whining phase you', but I doubt it did. From my experience, women tend to react poorly towards violence against infants, small children, small animals and so on and so forth. I'll never understand that, as infants, small children and small animals are amongst the most irritating things in existence. If anything, they deserve a good kick now and then.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:53 am**

I know a lady who once - when she was drunk - said that "children are evil dwarves"... I guess she is the exception that proves the rule (or however you say it).

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:00 am**

It was the evil of the alcohol, speaking with her voice. Their unreasonably favourable predisposition towards small, irritating things is genetic. Inescapable.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:47 am**

Whatever... wether it was the evil or goodness or insight of alcohol... the statement is true in a sense. Face the facts!

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:07 am**

I'll face the facts when they arrive, dear Alex, and not a moment earlier. It appears punctuality is a weakness of theirs. That, or YOUR STATEMENT IS FALSE.

Oho !

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:42 am**

That is preposterous! How is it FALSE!? Do you mean to say that they are "benevolent dwarves"??

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:00 am**

Benevolent ? BENEVOLENT ?

NO !

NO !

NO !

Your misunderstanding is deliberate, isn't it Alex ? All that alcohol has addled your brain a tad, hasn't it Alex ?

Booze is evil, this is truth. I hypothesise that the woman you mention was monetarily possessed by the veritably corporeal nature of the evil of booze, which then seized the opportunity to utter those foul, evil, awful words through her mouth. Poor lass.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:47 pm**

"I'll face the facts when they arrive, dear Alex, and not a moment earlier."

Thehehehhee, that made me laugh. Thehehehheehee.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:59 pm**

Indeed. I'll take that, thanks.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:15 pm**

Blargh wrote:Booze is evil, this is truth.

Agree to disagree.

Blargh wrote:I hypothesise that the woman you mention was monetarily possessed by the veritably corporeal nature of the evil of booze, which then seized the opportunity to utter those foul, evil, awful words through her mouth. Poor lass.

Wait, am I getting this right? You say that the things the woman said regarding children/babies being "evil dwarves" are - in fact - "foul, evil, awful words". While you praised the art exhibited in this thread in an earlier post where you also added that "if anything, they [babies] deserve a good kick now and then". Dont you think that is a tad hypocritical?

On a side note: You used the word evil far to many times in the last paragraph for it to sound stylish... (consider revising)

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:58 pm**

Alexander wrote:A bunch of crap

Blargh wrote: A bunch of crap

Way to douche up the thread, douchebags.

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:06 am**

Retlaw83 wrote:
Alexander wrote:A bunch of crap

Blargh wrote: A bunch of crap
Way to douche up the thread, douchebags.

Thanks. It sure looks as if you improved it though!

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:43 am**

Alexander wrote:Wait, am I getting this right?

No, you're not.

Alexander wrote:You say that the things the woman said regarding children/babies being "evil dwarves" are - in fact - "foul, evil, awful words".

They were motivated by alcohol, hence they are evil by default. The morality of the issue has no bearing upon the words in question, merely their origin : alcohol.

Alexander wrote:On a side note: You used the word evil far to many times in the last paragraph for it to sound stylish... (consider revising)

Repetition was deliberate, the nuances of which clearly went over your head. 'Koff.

Retlaw83 wrote:Way to douche up the thread, douchebags.

You're most welcome, you burning clot of hatred.