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Granny

Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 2:17 pm
by Lynxer
This is pretty serious. I dreamt i had sex with an older lady last night and i loved it. It this worrisome? Am i going to perish? omg man, she must have been 50, at least.

Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 2:24 pm
by SuperH
Maybe you would love it if you tried it.

Try it man.

Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 2:52 pm
by Thor Kaufman
how does the adage go

learning riding on old horses, or something along that line?

Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 6:51 pm
by ExtremeDrinker
It'd be the best sex in your life.

Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 7:23 pm
by Lynxer
Yea....It's either meat yerky or the hand so to speak.

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 2:15 am
by ApTyp
You have a deep seated sexual attraction toward your mother.

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 2:29 am
by Blargh
The older the violin, the sweeter the music ? Unless the lucky lady happens to be tone deaf, then she might not care ? Best employ ear plugs.

Older women can be much fun. As mulch or in bed. Huzzah. :drunk:

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:26 pm
by S4ur0n27
50 is a bit old D: Try with 30 or 40.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 8:45 pm
by Kashluk
Yay