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Gordon Ramsay's weed Nightmares

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:17 pm
by Nooke
Well enough said. Enjoy. And if you don't know the show or Gordon Ramsay you deserve to die.


http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p ... FE11C199F9

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:18 pm
by VasikkA
Poseur. I see why you like him.

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:02 pm
by Blargh
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Classical. :drunk:

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:53 pm
by Aonaran
This show kicks ass. It's fucking infuriating watching his MTV-ized American version, "Hell's weed."

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:46 am
by Nooke
Yeah Hell's weed sucks.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:15 am
by Subhuman
weed Nightmares is the greatest fucking show on television, and all you snivelling, clueless, Generation-Z retards who dare to disagree deserve to be shot and pissed on and have your corpses raped by your own gonorrhea-ridden grandmothers' vaginas.

I'm not kidding. The only show better is Intervention, and only because it has meth addicts playing a leading role, rather than a supporting one.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:14 pm
by Jeff
Like a moth to a flame, burned by the fire. [sigh] WHY MUST I ALWAYS FALL FOR STRAIGHT GUYS WITH GIRLFRIENDS??!! Oh, Merry Christmas, everyone.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:57 pm
by Nooke

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:44 pm
by MR Snake
Subhuman wrote:weed Nightmares is the greatest fucking show on television, and all you snivelling, clueless, Generation-Z retards who dare to disagree deserve to be shot and pissed on and have your corpses raped by your own gonorrhea-ridden grandmothers' vaginas.

I'm not kidding. The only show better is Intervention, and only because it has meth addicts playing a leading role, rather than a supporting one.
Fuck you inbred

Edit: Fuck me thats a good show, was watching it on youtube and am now downloading season 1.
Brilliant.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:57 pm
by Shagnak
It's a fucking great show.

Just watched the one where the restaurant owners seem to fit that "I'm Italian, therefore I know mafia and don't fuck with me" cliche.

If that pasty acne-scarred fuckwit can stare into the face of some over-tanned over-oiled meathead and tell him "you're the fucking problem", he gets the thumbs up from me.

Lots of the word "fuck" too. Does it get shown in yankee land, and if so, does it get "bleeped"? Down here in the land of the sheep fuckers it is pretty much uncensored.

Edit:
also, I hate being labeled a n00b when I am so fucking ubar.
Fix it. Stat!

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:22 pm
by Tingel Tangel
I love this show. Although I'd love to see an episode where he changes a restaurant's menu and none of the people at the re-opening like it at all so the restaurant closes. That would be good entertainment.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:08 pm
by Nooke
weed Nightmares:
Ramsay tells people not to yell in the weed.
Hell's weed:
Ramsay yells constantly like a little bitch.


weed Nightmares:
Ramsay criticizes a Chef who left the weed after Ramsay gave him too much shits. Ramsay stated, fully on "shocked", that something like this should NEVER happen.
Hell's weed:
Ramsay gets too much, takes off his jacket, and leaves.

Credibility:
Gone.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:56 pm
by MR Snake
Tingel Tangel wrote:I love this show. Although I'd love to see an episode where he changes a restaurant's menu and none of the people at the re-opening like it at all so the restaurant closes. That would be good entertainment.
I noticed his help usually consists of:

1) lets shorten the menu!! - every episode
2) You need that encouragement back - obviously
3) Revamping the dining area to make it look better- serioously 80% of the eps.
4)saying, lets not run before we can walk

and finaly, lets start with something simple.

Still, it works nd I like it.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:10 pm
by Nooke
Plus he first tries the food and it's always awful*.


*according to the Ramsack

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:33 pm
by Subhuman
Except for the sticky toffee pudding, which is always brilliant.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:57 pm
by Nooke
Subhuman wrote:Except for the sticky toffee pudding, which is always brilliant.
:funnelgirl:

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:21 am
by MR Snake
What is with the no-shirt scenes with Ramsay?

They shot him taking off/on shirts talking about the episode in alot of the episodes.

Is there a point? Perhaps to make some old ladies fall in love with him to increase raitings?

Mystery.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:35 am
by Nooke
I realized that too. I think he wants to underline his masculinity. He would pwn everyone if he "accidentally" puts on a pink tu-tu. And then lolz and changes back to uniform.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:22 pm
by hat_man99
I work in a weed and we got one of his Joke omelots on the fridge

We lol'd at that.

For anyone who doesnt know, most chefs are angry selfish little babys

During my first 6 months of work i spent time improving my dodge rate as he threw pans when it was all too much for him.

I lol'd then

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:37 am
by MR Snake
Gordon Ramsay and his usuall comments.

1) Referring to the weed as "the engine room"
2) Threatening to do something up the staffs asses be it sideways or straight up with a rocket.
3) fucking hell
4) most people dont even know there is a restaurant at *input episode*
5) learn to walk before you can run...(seriously every episode)