Duck and Cover

Saw this on Cracked. A lot of it is actually pretty good and does make for more interesting movies.

http://www.cracked.com/article/18367_6- ... es-better/

6. "James Bond" Is Not a Man, But a Code Name
5. Zion Is Part Of The Matrix
4. Ferris Bueller's Day Off Was All in Cameron's Head
3. The Little Brother Dies In Radio Flyer
2. A Shitload Of Films End In The Heroes' Heads - Minority Report, Taxi Driver, Total Recall and Observe and Report
1. Chewbacca and R2-D2 Are Secret Rebel Agents

This is entertaining.

King of Creation wrote: 1. Chewbacca and R2-D2 Are Secret Rebel Agents

um they were anyway wernt they??

Read the damn article.

I'm actually glad to see other people have the same ideas about the James Bond franchise as I do.

Ja, I must confess I thought both the name and the 007 thing was just a cover. Considering there are at least 6 other 00x agents, and those seem to change from film to film and book to book.

if zion were a part of the matrix the film would be much less disappointing.

Very, very true. The writes on that page are pretty awesome. One of them is the author of John Dies At the End, and anything he writes is basically literary gold.

I didn't read the article, but apparently in the beginning, the James Bond created by Ian Fleming was not the gentleman spy that he is in the books, he was rude, violent and brutish.

james bond smoked 80 cigarettes a day and 60 if he needed to swim alright. also, gene hack man in the conversation was shit at his job

King of Creation wrote:1. Chewbacca and R2-D2 Are Secret Rebel Agents

I've been wondering about that part myself and the article actually made a whole lot of sense (as much 'sense' as sci-fi set in a galaxy far, far away in a distant past can make).

Megatron wrote:also, gene hack man in the conversation was shit at his job

I always wondered whether or not I was the only person to think that

S4ur0n27 wrote:

Megatron wrote:also, gene hack man in the conversation was shit at his job

I always wondered whether or not I was the only person to think that

orly? Gotta re-watch.

But John Cazale is cool.